Talking Dirty And Getting In Trouble

A number of years ago I had a blog on a much different kind of website. Unfortunately, that turned into a very disappointing experience, so I’m certainly not going to provide them with any kind of promo. But, even though it wasn’t a positive ending for me, I did manage to archive my blog entries from there before I moved on to something a lot more in tune with my ambitions and personality. So, as we eek through another week, I thought this would be something fun to share once again.

The subject remains the same, but I’ve certainly added to my track record since I first answered the question … consider it one of those “if I knew then, what I know now” predicaments.

Anyway, on that particular website, someone who I interacted with wanted to know what the best kind of trouble I got into while talking dirty. There are kind of two answers to that …

A few years ago, words led me into the act of turning fantasy into reality during our exploration into the swinging lifestyle. These days that part of the adventure is somewhat “on hold” as far too many other priorities have taken hold of our time – and imagination – and therefore we’re sitting it out for a while.

It wasn’t so much about “talking dirty” but a lot more innuendo mixed with more than a couple feel-good beverages is what led to our first real swinging situation. My husband and I were at a neighbour’s party when I got into a conversation with the husband of another couple that was there. The conversation started off innocent enough, but gradually grew more sexually-infused as we talked ... and drank.

I hadn’t realized it, but we spent a good couple of hours immersed in this kind of banter hinting at sex and sexual experiences when the subject turned to me getting my nipple ring – which I still had at the time. Naturally this came out as a bit of a shock to a couple of people, because on the surface, I really am a very “average” girl-next-door type. They were shocked – and intrigued – to learn about my hidden wild side. Next thing you know, I’m out in the garage (a couple people were having a cigarette), pulling up my top to show him (and the others who took time away from their smoke to have a peek). There was a great deal of continued conversation about how much fun it was to play with, the erotic sensations that go straight to my pussy, etc.

Lo’ behold, a couple weeks later my husband and I are in bed exploring with this couple and having an exceptionally naughty and orgasmic time.

Talking dirty is also the way I learned to appreciate anal sex and toy play at the same time.

Anal isn't something I give up too often – much to my husband’s frustration (sorry Honey!). But one night we were having a really good session after playing on the computer for a bit. I was on my hands and knees, thoroughly enjoying the moment...and we started talking about double penetration. My hubby was teasing me with his fingers from behind and getting me very into the whole fantasy of having two beautifully hard men taking me.

After tormenting me this way for a few minutes and making me confess that I would love to have two guys in me at the same time, he grabbed one of my toys and some lube and began to tease me again. With my butt sticking up in the air, he lubed himself up and slid into my ass, and told me to tell him how much I would like to be taken by two guys. I started rubbing my vibrator in the good spots, and then pushed it into me.

I can't describe just how incredible it felt to be completely filled ... but let me tell you ... my fantasy for a threesome with two mean was solidified at that point. I definitely knew that was one of the best ways to explore a little bit of "trouble."

To this day, my husband still takes me to that point in sex where my mind is swirling, desperate for release and then makes me confess some of my naughtiest thoughts.

Hope that brightens your day! I'm off to play in the shower now ;-)

Andee     xoxo

Sex | Something You Haven't Done

Every now and then, when these kind of questions come up, I get the strangest thoughts in my head. I'm sure the intention behind this one is to detail some swinging-from-the-chandelier rendezvous, but despite the collection of explicit fantasies in the recesses of my mind, one answer immediately emerged.

What's the one fun thing you would like to do sexually that you haven't done yet?

As simple as it may sound, the one thing that sits in my mind as something that would be an absolute blast, and maybe not too out there when it comes to sex, is playing strip poker. I'm not much of a card player, but it's one of those things that I know a lot of people have done in their life and I think it would be something a little wild and crazy. Plus, it generally involves a healthy bit of exhibitionism and voyeurism ... and if you play it right, sexy naked men.

And for me, it would have to be a co-ed game, because that would be a great way to see where else some of the bets could go ... maybe an intriguing post-strip game of spin the bottle or truth or dare, all adult versions of course.

Naturally, I would wear lots of layers to the game ... or if I was feeling lucky, maybe I'd show up commando!

Andee     xoxo

Sex | My First Time Between Her Legs

This week sure took its time coming to an end. I guess because it is our holiday weekend up here for Canada Day that made it seem to be even longer. Regardless, I just have today to put in and then off for three glorious days!

As I was trying to think about what naughtiness I could get up to this weekend, I figured a good place to start would be going back to something I haven’t done in quite some time. I have let some of my Formspring questions go by the wayside, and so today I am picking one of the more explicit ones to get your Friday really steamed up.

“What was it like for you when you first went down on another woman?”

Oh, wow … how can I put that experience in words? Other than “Oh, wow!”

I’ll be honest, I was feeling a huge mix of excitement, fear, horniness … and if I’m not mistaken, a healthy dose of alcohol-induced bravery.

The one thing that remains in my mind today is how much I enjoyed how she tasted. I think that tends to be people’s biggest initial fear when doing something orally sexual for the first time. And it’s hard to explain why I had that notion, as by the time the opportunity presented itself, I was very sexually experienced.

The erotic nature of the moment was also heightened by the fact that both our husbands were watching.

After a healthy amount of foreplay between all of us, and her having already gotten a very good taste of me, it was my turn to finally answer some of the curiosities I had in my mind. I followed the same kind of idea that my own partners have done in that same position, slowly working my way down her body until I was directly between her spread thighs. I gently touched her with my fingers at first, getting my first very close look at her pussy.

I teased her for just a minute with my fingers before edging in close enough to touch her with my tongue. I ran the tip along both side of her moist cunt before setting in on her swollen clit. It didn’t take long for my fear of the unknown to disappear and my curiosities to be confirmed – I loved every second of it.

The more I worked her over with her mouth, the more she moaned these sexy little moans, then grabbed at my head. All of a sudden I totally got why my husband loved it when I reacted in the same fashion.

By the end of the whole experience, I was dripping from burying my tongue deep into her. And in my own mind, I knew this was something I would remember fondly – and seek to repeat many times over.

Andee     xoxo

Five Of This ... Five Of That

It’s one of those things I sometimes encounter when I am having a conversation with people who know about my dual life. Despite the reality of who I really am – and the so-not-what-you-think aspect of that – there are still a lot of assumptions that my life is so much more exciting and adventurous than it is.

My husband and I started this, as I have said more than a few times, as a way to grow together and experience what life could offer. Our inhibitions never really disappeared, just parts of our bravery emerged. And while my blog is the one place where I share all of that, I try hard not to bore you with the routine of being a regular woman … I hate the word “normal.” There are still many things I would love to experience in my life, and I have my doubts some of them will ever happen, but the journey is the purpose of it all.

And those things that don’t happen? That’s what dreams and fantasies are for.

A while ago I was chatting with a friend who knows both sides of my life and they made suggestion that they were interested in trying something new in life and, in a way, scoffed a little that I must think they were silly for wanting to, given the “experiences” I have. I was a little caught off guard at their assumption, but it got me to thinking about something I had been sent as part of a series of questions one of my usual “guys” wanted to know.

For the sake of making it more in tune with my blog, I’ve decided to dispel some of the myths in a collection of sexy haves and have nots in my life … so far.

5 things I have done that other people probably have not

1. The obvious – my website

While there are other women (and men) out there that have adult websites, I honestly believe that it does not rank high on the list of many people’s bucket lists. Out of everyone I know offline, none of them has one. And even though I am 10 years into having my own, I still struggle with the concept every now and then. Instead of looking at it as a guilty pleasure, it is more of pleasure that comes with some guilt.

2. Almost as obvious – sex videos … for sale

There are lots of things I’ve read about couples making their own sex videos … and probably anyone with a good camcorder has raised a curious eyebrow as a kinky idea popped into their head. But I can’t say there are a lot of people out there that make amateur sex videos for sale like we do. Sure, there’s a healthy, sexually-involved community surrounding the idea, but just don’t think it’s a leading activity on most people’s Saturday nights.

3. Danced topless

Something slightly tamer than the first two … and I am not talking about a quick little alcohol-inspired flash at some college bar. I am talking about honest-to-goodness “not a stitch above the waist” topless dance … on a few different occasions. The first time was at a club my husband and I used to go to, designed for people “in the lifestyle.” Another time was at a similar club, but with the woman half of a couple that we had met and hung out with a few times. She did have nice, small breasts … and the dances we shared were a lot of fun.

4. Had a foursome

Threesomes rank very high on people’s fantasy lists, yet most information I have seen on the reality behind the fantasy is that less than 10% of couples have actually shared the sheets with other people. That said, my experiences weren’t the earth-shattering MFM steamy, orgasmic wildness I would love to experience. They were some interesting moments in time with a couple of friends that opened the door to even more ideas of what I would like in my sexual adventure. And so, even with a foursome technically checked off, the fantasy remains very, very high on my bucket list of sexual desires. Not that I really have a bucket list, but damn I’d love the threesome/foursome/groupsome/gropesome again.

5. Share oral with a coworker

Wow … what to share here, other than “go read about it.”

5 things I haven't done that other people probably have

1. Gone skinny dipping

Yes, one of those simple summer activities of youth … yet I have never dropped the bikini and gone skinny dipping. Been naked in a few hot tubs, but never at the beach.

2. Had a one-night stand

This one torments me a little; in a way I’m proud that all of my sexual experiences have been the result of a stable relationship, but at the same time I wonder about the excitement and energy surrounding an unplanned, almost anonymous hook-up.

3. Had my heart truly broken

In this I mean that my relationships have all panned out the way they should. Any of them before my marriage ended with some disappointment, but not the weeks/months/years of doubt and emotional anguish of being “crushed” by their failure. In a way I hope to never add this to my list of experiences, but life is full of curveballs and there is no doubt that each and every one of us will go through relationship heartbreak of one form or another.

4. Smoked

There are some very strong reasons in my personal life as to why I have never – and will never – pick up a cigarette. I might admit to a tiny little experimentation with pot, but light years away from habitual – or even saying ‘experienced.’

5. Blind Date/Set-up Date/Online Date

Maybe a bit of a reach, because I know lots of people that have not been on “official” blind dates, but have been introduced to someone via “double dates” and “group dates.” My first few boyfriends were guys I knew from school. Then, when I was still a teenager, I met the man who would become my husband. We met on a soccer field … since then all my dates outside my relationship with him have been (as you saw above) foursomes and a delightful afternoon rendezvous.

So, there you go … a few more things I’m sure you absolutely were dying to know about me. I’m curious though. I wracked my brain on trying to figure out some of the sexy things that I have and have not done – what is there that I might have overlooked? What are some of the things you have done that you think others may not have? Would love to compare notes.

Andee xoxo 

Sex | Andee's Quick Six For Sex

One of the guys that emails me every now and then had asked if I would write some more sexy stuff … actually, if I would write more about actual sex. Given that it is one of my most favourite subjects, I have decided to dedicate today to some steamy, fast-paced, hike up the hem, do me quick sex.

With this in mind, I also took some liberties in assembling today’s fun because, as great as sex is, it can be a whole lot hotter when it happens in the most unusual locations … and maybe not so unusual if you are adventurous like me. I’ve picked what I consider realistic for me … you may have other ideas so feel free to share your own; I’m always game for getting some somewhere.

Andee’s Quick Six For Sex

1. The Bathroom

Normally this would rank as a “well, that’s not very unusual…” except what I mean is in the bathroom – at a party. And preferably one you are not hosting. Could be hotter if you managed to do this with, say, someone other than your traditional partner? I’m not advocating infidelity, but let the fantasy stand as something steamy, fast and almost anonymous. My kind of quickie ... with the right person!

2. The Washroom

I can never remember if my American friends call them washrooms or restrooms, but I’m thinking the office loo: slip away for a mid-afternoon interlude where he slips it out of his suit pants and under the hem of my pencil skirt. I can’t tell you how many of my own personal fuck fantasies touch on this one. The fact my husband encourages me to test my fashion sense with sexy stockings and garters hasn’t helped cool the heat here either.

3. Hotel Hot Tub

Yes, there is a certain ick factor here, because if you are busy sliding it into me while I am sitting on your lap, it probably means someone else has thought of the same thing … and I’m not sure when the pool staff changed the water. Anyway, I can’t tell you how horny it makes me when I am in the hot tub and there are people around…and then someone (ok, my husband … mostly) slides a hand down between my legs and under the seam of my bathing suit. A mixture of voyeurism, exhibitionism and hormones can be very explosive.

4. Highway Rest Stop

Sure, a bit cliché … but a lot more exciting than getting hot and bothered in the backseat on a secluded country road. Rest areas are generally busy … and patrolled. Just how quick can you draw that pistol cowboy; the sheriff might not be far behind!

5. A Walk In The Park

I love sex outdoors. There is something more free and naughty about doing it in wide open spaces. Lest we think I’m talking about the playground … there is something erotic about going for a nice little trail hike and instead of getting off the beaten track, why let me get you off! The hiking boots may not be as sexy as those date-night stilettos, but you’ll soon overlook my fashion faux pas.

6. Corridor Club

As far as I know, and I’m willing to be naïve here, this is one that seems to be fairly unique to where I live. Much like the famous Mile High Club, the Corridor Club involves two horny people getting it on in the toilet of public transportation. On the upside, some of the train cars on my commuter train have large enough space to accommodate two people in an almost comfortable quickie position – unlike airplane toilets.

Bonus:

My Best Quickie

At first I thought I would need to think about this for a long time, but there is one example of quickie sex that still stands out in my mind as the hottest so far.

During the early days of my sexual adventure, my husband and I explored the idea of “swinging” and what it might be like to find another couple to join us in the bedroom. After a bit of research, we found a lifestyle club not far from where we lived, booked our tickets for one of the dances and set about trying to calm the nerves over making the leap. We had no idea what to expect, and the days leading up to it were filled with a mixture of sexual excitement and downright fear.

FROM THE ACTUAL NIGHT

On the night in question, we headed out … and upon arrival at the club, proceeded to drive around the block a couple times to build up our courage to actually go inside. Once we did, we realized how silly all our notions had been as the club turned out to be pretty much a regular club – except everyone was so much more intriguing. There were people in just about any state of dress you can imagine. Mostly, we were riveted to this one woman with a killer body wearing nothing but high heels and a white thong. Wow, she was sexy. I was amazed at how comfortable and sexually confident she was at being so … exposed.

Watching her dance was definitely a turn-on … and then later in the evening, we sat and watched as she went down on her girlfriend at their table while the guys they were with sat back so nonchalantly. I couldn’t tear my eyes away.

Anyway, my husband and I took to the dance floor, and after a few songs, we had soon “forgotten” about everyone around us. A really sexy slow song came on, and we just kind of danced and kissed through the whole thing. As we did, my husband slipped my dress off my shoulders and down to my waist. I was there on the dance floor with my breasts complete exposed. It was exhilarating and scary at the same time.

By the time we had to leave to go home, both of us were so incredibly horny. I stripped off my panties in the front seat of the car and proceeded to finger myself to orgasm twice. I thought for sure my husband would drive off the road. Instead, he found a secluded back road and pulled over at the edge of a cornfield. Since it was summer time, and a beautiful evening, we slipped around to the back of the car and he hiked up my dress from behind, unzipped his pants and pounded me hard.

The next morning, when I went outside, I could see my hand prints on the hatch of the car … I left them there as long as Mother Nature let me as a reminder of that night. I still get a little horny anytime I have to drive past a cornfield!

Andee     xoxo

Sex | More Intriguing Places To Get Laid

It seems that my post on Monday about places to have sex produced some intriguing debate. The list, admittedly, was not something that I developed and so there are a number of places that I can think of that did not make the list.

I admit, some of the responses I have gotten are certainly intriguing.

My blogger friend H commented about how he liked the ideas of the office desk, library, hood of a car, in the ocean and doing it on the train tracks ... and threw in his own naughty suggestion of in my panties. Not sure if he meant getting into mine, or he wanted to borrow a pair! ;-)

Lately, I have had a really big fantasy going on for the film noir type of office hook-up. You know, the long trench coat, high heels and stockings kind of thing ... closing the office door and revealing that I have absolutely nothing on except those things.

Have I told how important a healthy imagination can be when it comes to sex?

The one that really got my attention was from one of my friends, who told me about the time she and a boyfriend did it in the ditch that separates the two sides of a major highway not far from where she lives. I can only imagine the sheer thrill of lying in the tall grass, naked, getting it on as cars fly by on either side. Very erotic in an exhibitionist kind of way.

Her advice included parking a good distance from the chosen spot, so that you are not interrupted by a tow truck or police. She didn't mention if that advice came from experience ...

Personally, I have always looked at "planned" sex - places where I want to get laid - as more destinational: the Eiffel Tower, the Great Barrier Reef ... you get the idea. But with some of the suggestions that have come my way, I think I may create my own list. So, feel free to have you input in where I should get laid! Drop me a quick note by email, comment here or hit me up on Twitter.

Andee     xoxo

Sex | 69 Places To Get Laid

Ok, this is kind of lame of me ... I've been so busy studying for a major work-related exam that I haven't felt all that inspired to blog. I know.

Anyway, yesterday while you guys were all tangled up in what happened to Tebow and anticipating the outcomes of the Sunday games, I was surfing and avoiding all adult responsibilities. I found this quirky site filled with all kinds of lists on somewhat nonsensical things in life, but this one I really enjoyed. Well, except for the fact that my life seems somewhat staid compared … as I have only accomplished 15 of what is on this list.

WARNING: Some of these places may be a tad uncomfortable but they’ll be worth it to be able to say you did.

1. On a porch swing. (Back and forth, back and forth.)

2. Inside a cave somewhere. (It’ll be an adventure. But look out for bears.)

3. On his office desk (can you say trench coat and stockings.)

4. On a pool table. (The one you’ve got at home or in the billiards place you frequent despite being frowned upon and possibly even ticketed for public indecency, up to you.)

5. The library. (Remember, shhhh, you have to be quiet.)

6. On top of the washer or dryer… while it’s running. (Mmmm vibrations.)

7. On a rug in front of a fireplace. (Yes, like something out of a Boyz II Men music video.)

8. On a secluded island beach. (This one will cost a bit.)

9. In the backyard under the stars. (On the deck, the grass, a blanket.)

10. In the woods after it rains. (Dampness is nice.)

11. Or just in the rain. (Anywhere, really.)

12. On a motorcycle. (Stopped and parked, obviously. Make sure it wasn’t running recently or you’ll get some nasty exhaust burns.)

13. In a public restroom. (This is a common one, but it’s fun every time.)

14. In an airplane restroom. (If you can do this, why not join the mile high club!)

15. On top of a hill. (You’d have quite the view. And feel like you’re on top of the world.)

16. On a rooftop. (Reindeer aren’t the only ones that can make noises on rooftops.)

17. Under a rainbow. (Go for the gold!)

18. In a hot tub. (Be careful though, water makes things a bit tricky.)

19. On a bail of hay. (Beware of rolling.)

20. In a field full of wildflowers. (Get wild.)

22. On a water bed. (It’s bouncy and fun.)

23. In the car while going through an automated car wash. (Clean your car while getting dirty.)

24. In a hot air balloon. (Talk about being on Cloud 9.)

25. Under the full moon in wet grass. (Either/or would be good but the combination would be stellar — literally.)

26. In an elevator. (It’s risky and you may as well get a rise out of it, ha.)

27. On the bathroom floor. (Preferably not covered in clipped toe nails and balls of hair.)

28. In bed with silk or satin sheets. (Why not pamper yourself?)

29. On a trampoline. (Weeeeeeeeeeeee!)

30. In the garage or the tool shed. (Basically, get dirty in some place dirty.)

31. On a jungle gym at night. (It’s a way to enjoy them in a whole different way than you used to.)

32. On horse-back. (Giddy-up!)

33. In a tent. (Not having a lot of space and being in the wilderness just makes it all that much more exciting.)

34. On an amusement park ride. (Doing some riding on rides sounds about right.)

35. In a sleeping bag. (It’s cozy.)

36. In the car at a drive-in. (Sometimes movies just aren’t that entertaining.)

37. On really plush carpet. (Create some static electricity.)

38. On a picnic table. (Yummy.)

39. On the hood of a car. (Deserted road, empty parking lot, wherever.)

40. Inside a car, in general. (Vroom, vroom!)

41. In a cemetery. (It’s morbid, but at least you know you likely won’t be bothered.)

42. In or on a slide. (Could be uncomfortable though.)

43. In a portapotty. (Not all that different from doing it in a public bathroom. And it’s got a door so it’s almost like a room.)

44. In a stairwell. (School, apartment, work, etc.)

45. In a room filled with candles. (Romantic and mood-setting.)

46. In a bathtub. (Splish, splash.)

47. On a golf course. (Get that hole, er, in one.)

48. In the back of a limo. (Especially good if you’re dressed and feeling all fancy.)

49. In the ocean. (Ride the waves.)

50. Next to a campfire. (Not the only thing getting fired up.)

51. In a treehouse. (Fun times as long as you’re not afraid of heights. And beware of splinters.)

52. On a waterfall. (Don’t be afraid to get wet.)

53. In your office supply room. (So unprofessional, but so hot.)

54. In an alley. (May as well hide under the cover of the alley’s darkness.)

55. On a bed covered in rose petals. (Typical and cliche, but hey, it looks and smells nice.)

56. On a baseball diamond. (Go for that home run!)

57. Off a beaten trail in the woods. (You won’t even notice the mosquito bites.)

58. Underwater. (Slippery when wet, but not impossible.)

59. In a closet at a party. (Coming out of the closet may be a bit awkward but then again, when isn’t it?)

60. On an air mattress. (Try it.)

61. In an abandoned barn wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. (The reverse cowgirl has never looked so good.)

62. In a hammock. (This requires quite a bit of coordination.)

63. In front of an open window. (Show the world.)

64. In an RV during a road trip. (Road head anyone?)

65. In a Jeep with the doors removed (Badass.)

66. On a gondola as you rise to the top of the mountain. (While reaching another kind of peak.)

67. On train tracks. (Doing it in the path of a fast-moving, heavy chunk of iron is likely painful and definitely a bad idea, but it’ll definitely give you a rush.)

68. On a chair. (Practical, you can find one anywhere.)

69. In a church? (Forgive me Father for I am sinning right now!)

Andee     xoxo

 

Flirting | 8 Ways To Get It Going

I think by now most of you know I have a bit of a tainted view on things written in trashy women’s magazines – especially the advice sections. But over the past few days I have discovered a bit of a gem that I have really enjoyed reading. The blog was written throughout 2009-2011 by Maura Kelly, entitled A Year of Living Flirtatiously.

Maura, a single 30-something writer in New York, invested a great deal of her efforts into sharing her thoughts on everything from dating and marriage to sex toys and sexuality. And while her blog sometimes bordered a little too close to the “Carrie Bradshaw Experience” for me personally, there were definitely more “worth reading” entries than not. These days she is an accomplished author of a new book and has moved on from her relationship blog for Marie Claire magazine.

Anyway; I really liked her entry on flirting tips – especially since most of my “away from home and husband” life is spent in a flirtatious swirl of adventure and excitement (well, at least when that nasty thing known as ‘work’ doesn’t interfere). And so, with full kudos to Maura, here are eight great tips on flirting.

What Will Make A Man Flirt

1. Dressing down. I will swear on a copy of War and Peace that I am flirted with far more often when I am dressed like a complete schlub, as opposed to when I'm dressed to the nines. The only thing I can conclude is that men are less intimidated by casually dressed women. I've also noticed that when I'm in my gym clothes, I almost never get chatted up — except by sleazeballs — and maybe that's because my tight spandex pants might actually be fairly sexy.

2. Being out in public solo. Much less scary to approach a girl who is by herself than someone surrounded by friends.

3. Seeming approachable without seeming desperate for human contact. It's very unattractive to be the person in the coffee shop who is making eye contact with everyone. Even worse: Being the crazy lady who tells every single last person who walks in the door that they should try the Chai Latte Double Skim Milkshake Extravaganza — or asking every male with opposable thumbs if he can help you with your computer. Looking around you now and then is fine; smiling — especially at babies or children — is perfectly acceptable. But being Ms. Chatty Cathy isn't going to work in your favor.

4. Being out in a place that's just right: not intimidating or too crowded — or too empty. As such, small coffee shops, juice joints, bookstores with adjoining lounges, and libraries often encourage flirtatious behavior.

5. Being planted in one place. Moving targets are hard to approach. But if you sit in one place for a while, a guy can observe you long enough to become interested, accumulate his courage, and psych himself up to approach. But if you only stay still long enough to check your Blackberry, he won't have enough time to prepare. Similarly, if you're always bouncing up and down to take a phone call outside — or running to the bathroom every five minutes — all that movement could scare him away.

6. Being really into whatever you're doing. It's human nature: When we see another person having a good time, we become curious about what's making him or her so happy. Also, for most of us, happy people are simply more appealing than unhappy people.

7. Creating a little something called "mimetic desire." When one man sees another man flirting with you it gets his testosterone pumping. He says to himself, “Why was that dude flirting with that chick?” Because she seems happy with what she's doing, and she likes music, and she's kind of sweet. Of course, he likes her. She's likable! In other words, when one guy sees another flirting with you (or simply talking with you), he takes it as a given that you are flirt-worthy, and then he comes up with his own reasons to support that conclusion.

8. Having no expectations. This is the hardest part. And I really hate to give such annoying advice — because how are you supposed to carry it out? But I swear, when I go out hoping I'll meet someone, I never meet anyone. When I work too hard at a conversation that someone else has instigated, it always falls flat.

So there you go, some excellent ideas to turn up the heat in those flirtatious moments – and some hints for you guys on what to look for in her behaviour when you want to flirt. But, despite the great tips from Maura Kelly, you still need the ultimate one from your’s truly:

BONUS: Be brave enough to initiate the conversation … you might be surprised at just how much we LOVE conversation. And innuendo. And feeling lusted after. And sexual tension. Oh, and compliment our shoes.

Andee     xoxo

Breasts | 25 Fun Things To Do With Tits

I was poking around on the website for one of those trashy women’s magazines that seem to have my attention far to under their grasp – especially after a rather lazy Christmas holiday – and found this fun little piece on all the fun things women can do with their breasts.

"Enjoying your breasts helps you feel confident about your body because you're embracing who you are," says Debby Herbenick, PhD, author of Because It Feels Good. "It also boosts your comfort level during sex, helping you to orgasm more often."

And since I have dedicated my Tuesdays to a more titillating theme – all of which you can enjoy here – I figured what better way to celebrate the first Topless Tuesday of 2012 than with an abbreviated version of the original list. So, for your reading enjoyment, here are …

25 Tasty Things To Do With Tits

1. Go braless and wear a silk or combed-cotton tee—it'll feel amazing brushing against your skin all day.

2. When you're lounging together on the couch reading or watching TV, guide his hand inside your bra and have him lightly scratch your breasts with his fingertips.

3. Master the art of using double-sided tape. The secret: Stick one-inch strips of tape a quarter inch away from the edge of your clothes. It keeps everything in place but still looks natural.

4. For a sexy sensation the next time you're getting busy in bed, get your guy to try this technique with his hand: Make a V with his index and middle fingers, and lightly scissor them around your nipples.

5. Overheated at the beach? Slip an ice cube out of your drink, and glide it over your cleavage. Ramp up the fun and include your nipples!

6. Apply lotion, and treat the girls to a sensual massage. Using a circular motion and medium pressure, rub from the base of your boobs up along the outer edges, stopping just below your armpits. Then place your hands on your breastbone, and work your way across the center of your chest, out toward the sides of your body.

7. Have him trace a figure eight stretching around both nipples while giving you a deep, steamy kiss.

8. Strategically place rose petals over your bare nipples just before he comes to bed.

9. Want to go braless to a party or bar? You can avoid the smuggling raisins effect by sticking on nipple concealers (try Low Beams, look for them on herlook.com).

10. Slather the twins with edible lotion, like Victoria's Secret Berry Passion, to give him a tasty surprise treat next time his lips are in the vicinity.

11. Dare him to unhook your bra without using his hands.

12. Cook dinner topless, apply a little tomato sauce to your nipple (make sure it's not too hot), and ask your man if it's spicy enough.

13. Grab your vibrator while the two of you are in bed, and run it back and forth across your breasts and nipples for an added jolt of pleasure.

14. Use them to give your guy a sensual back rub. And go crazy with the massage oil.

15. Slip your guy a mint pre-sex, and have him lick your nipples when you start to orgasm.

16. Covertly flash him in an empty stairwell before a party, during a hike, in your car in the parking lot....

17. Sunbathe topless with your girlfriends—just don’t forget to apply a minimum of SPF 45 sunscreen. For real fun, invite the guys along too!

18. Work a front-closure corset top to maximize your cleavage on girls’ night out.

19. Throw a few new pectoral-muscle exercises into your workout regimen, and admire how perky the moves make your tatas look.

20. Go braless on a night out, and wear a low-cut shirt so it’s obvious.

21. Stick on nipple tassels, and practice swinging them (hint: It’s all in the knees). Use your newfound talent to put on a sexy show for your man.

22. Mandate "topless sleep" once a week to give the twins some breathing room.

23. Try a new kind of wake-up call: Lightly brush your nipples across his stomach and chest to get both of you in the mood for morning sex.

24. Measure your boobs during your period to see how much bigger they get during that time of the month.

25. Work silicone bra inserts in a tank top for a day, and keep a tally of all the men who stare at your cleavage.

And there you go. The other half of the list seemed rather silly, so I cut it out. Some of these I might just put into practice myself … or a personalized version (like wearing my really good bra with a button-up shirt buttoned just so, and then seeing how many of my Office Guys can’t avoid falling under my cleavage spell!).

But I would also love to hear some of your ideas on how to enjoy a woman’s pair!

Andee     xoxo

Get Her To Pose For You | Tip #3

Ok, so now we have a very general idea of how to actually make the sexy photo session work, now the big question is “How do we make it happen?”

I wish I had an easy answer for you, but there isn’t really one. There are more challenges than reasons. The other day we heard it again from a wannabe big star about being embarrassed by nude photos of them that had been leaked on the Internet. This time it was Vanessa Hudgens … again. I guess the girl never learns. The Usher and Chris Brown nude photo scandals? No one cares if a male celebrity gets naked. Come on guys, the Red Hot Chili Peppers get nekkid as part of the concert … and they bring socks.

So, with the headlines and gossip that issues like this bring to our daily lives, it creates your biggest hurdle in getting her to pose naked for you: trust.

Sure, she might trust you to look after the children for a night while she goes out with the girls, or maybe to hang the wallpaper in the back bedroom and get the trash out to the curb on a Tuesday morning. She might even trust you to party at the Playboy mansion on Superbowl Sunday without a need for a full-body dousing of penicillin.

But, despite all that, the one thing she may not trust you to do is stop behaving like a 14-year old boy with her newly exposed reputation … and in today’s day and age, that means no Internet. And no smart-phone wallpapers either.

The challenge is overcoming her fear of trusting you to protect the one thing that we women cling to more desperately that a shipwreck survivor to a life ring: our reputation. Well, at least some do … but my story is for another day if you haven’t already read the previous 100+ entries of my blog and followed the carnage that was a ‘normal’ life for yours truly.

So, how do you win her trust? If she doesn’t have it, it won’t come overnight. Lots and lots … and lots … of communication, reassurance. You not only need to calm her fears, but you also need to build her ego bigger than some over-rated basketball player with an hour-long TV special. If for one moment she doesn’t feel like the goddess of all goddesses, chances are you have an awful lot of work ahead of you.

And be sincere and honest with your intentions. It may be that the last time she let some horny guy talk her into doing something before she had time to fully appreciate the full ramifications she lost her virginity.

Setting aside all my sarcasm for a moment, this isn’t about making her feel like she is competing with Playboy models or Victoria's Secret Angels. This is about making your special lady feel like she is just that - special, sexy, confident and desirable.

Lobster Bisque helps. Jewellery works.

Andee     xoxo

Fantasies | More Than A Private Dancer

I sure hope everyone had an awesome weekend. I've had my head buried in school books, so getting a chance to get my blog rolling on time has been a bit of a challenge.

I've also been asking if there's anything my readers would like me to write about, or touch on in my updates. I've been plugging away with my own perversions and thoughts so much, I haven't really paused to ask "What are you interested in?" Please leave me a note, comment or drop me an e-mail. I would like to keep building this blog with you in mind.

Back a few years ago, when I had a blog on a different site, this entry proved to be one of the most talked about at the time. In fact, my husband and a couple of my friends still mention it every now and then. I really enjoyed reading it again, and it certainly brought some definite ideas back to mind.

You say you're an exhibitionist. What is the craziest public display you would like to do if you knew you could get away with it?

I would try stripping on amateur night. Back at that time my husband had taken me to a strip club that featured women dancers for the first time. It was a real eye-opener, and really got me thinking. Things like nude beaches, clubs, etc., they’re a lot of fun, but the idea of being up on stage, in front of a crowd like that really gets me thinking. The club we went to has an amateur night, and from what I hear, is quite the party. It’s in a university town nearby, and all the talk is of girls from the school letting loose and trying to win some money. I’m not too sure, because it sounds so much like an urban myth, but it would be wild to try.

Sadly, my own insecurities and possible loss of employment don’t allow for me to really give it a try. If anyone found out, I think my employer would pretty much show me the door. As I have mentioned a few times, I work in a pretty conservative field, and it just wouldn’t be very good.

On top of that, I think I would like to lose 15 lbs before I even consider it. I’m not as “buff” as I was back a few years ago. I would definitely need to get in shape. I think my husband suspects, because he bought me the Carmen Electra Stripaerobics tapes for Christmas. I’ll know when I see the flyers for the strip club on the table ;~)

I also have to wonder about whether or not men would want to see a 36-year-old mother of two up on stage. I love the esteem boost that I get from all your messages on here and my social networking sites, but what I think in my own head as to what men would think of me might be a little more complimentary than the reality.

So I'm sticking to my comment about being more comfortable in my own skin before letting it loose on stage!

But then again...I certainly found my visit to a strip club quite thrilling too ;~)

UPDATE: For all of you who have been following my 30 Favourites in 30 Days, slip on over to my Twitter site to see how it all finished up. I'm now looking for some new ideas ... feel free to let me know what you might like to see!

Andee     xoxo

The Other Part Of My New Friend

OK ... well, a couples days later, a slew of batteries, and Andee walking a lot like the Lone Ranger getting off Trigger after a long ride, I'm finally settling in the write the last part of all the naughtiness I started last week. When I wrote last, I was telling you about sitting in the hot tub, on the lap of Lisa's husband and the surprises that came with it...

I have to admit, it was a very confusing moment emotionally. Not that psychological confusion, but more that sexual argument you sometimes have in your own mind. I was incredibly turned on, and seriously having a conscious debate with myself over the issue between my legs. Here was this guy with an incredible hard-on pressed against my very horny pussy. I could have quite easily allowed him to slip into me and no one except he and I would have ever known otherwise.

Day 5 - Panties Around My Ankles

The past few days I have been struggling with the thoughts of was this a missed opportunity? With things they way they went, was there an open door that I should have taken? I guess I won't really know. Then I begin to wonder the same about my own husband and Lisa ... was the situation the same emotional conflict?

I'm still trying to discover if I have the bravery to ask ... but I guess that's all done now anyway ;-)

Sometimes blogging is just the greatest way to have a talk with your spouse ... in a cryptic kind of fashion!

Anyway, we continued to make out and get into some serious kissing while I was sitting in his lap. Sometime into a very deep kiss I felt Lisa's hand on my nether regions ... she was running her hand across my butt and slowly, with each rub, towards my pussy. Then she found her husband's rock hard cock and pulled it kind of back, so that he wasn't sliding along my pussy so much anymore. She stroked him up and down - which was an incredible sensation for me ... so close to my own heat that I was left wondering/wanting her to guide him elsewhere. After a bit, she left him alone and - all the while still kissing my husband - she moved her fingers towards my pussy and began to tease me again. This carried on for a few minutes.

I wonder now if she was trying, in a deliciously devious way to see if her husband had entered me or not ...

Ultimately, I think all of us had reached the point where the teasing had to stop ... Lisa and I switched again so that we were back with our own husbands. When I slipped onto my own husband's lap, I guided things to where they should be ... I can't say if it was the same for our friends, I was way too absorbed in actually getting some after this outrageous torture.

After we managed to reach the proper end to that, I slipped off of his lap so that I was between him and Lisa and her husband. Lisa and I picked up where we had left off, with the kissing and fondling, and I do have to say, I think I have more questions now than ever before.

But one thing I am certain of ... recession or not, buy stocks in Duracell. My purchases alone will keep them in business for quite a while!

Andee

xoxo

New Friend In My Sexual Adventure

OK guys ... I promised and promised that I would get you the update for my previous blog about my friend's wedding night. I have to admit that this has taken me a bit of time to finish because, well, I tend to get distracted every now and then with fond memories!

I'll spare you the dull details of the lead up ... really, I had no expectations of getting together again with them other than a nice night, a few drinks, conversation. Sometimes moments just happen and that is all they are, one-time moments of fleeting experimentation combined with the right amount of alcohol. My husband, on the other hand, was working double overtime to make sure there was nothing overlooked in creating the right “mood“ for things to develop again. I guess he felt a little left out the previous weekend ... although he had no reason too, given how much satisfaction he received repeatedly following the whole thing.

Everything was pretty much as you would predict, lots of silly chatter, just subtly touching on the one thing that was on everyone's mind - almost like trying to see if the others knew a "secret" yet this whole thing was hardly secret. I blogged last night about the direction the conversation took, as we avoided the obvious ... kind of silly really.

But I think the build up is really one of the greatest turn ons of any experience. So you have to enjoy the anticipation, the unknown.

Finally I had the chance to get Lisa alone for a few minutes. We had been giving each other those knowing, teasing looks all night anyway, so the mood was definitely charged. I kind of slid up beside her and told her in a low voice that she had really caught me by surprise last week. I lightly touched her hand, running my fingers along hers - the ones that tormented me so much last weekend - and then looked her deep in the eyes. It was one of those moments that stops time.

There wasn't any need to say much more. Thinking it might be a bit pushy, I leaned in very close to her and kissed her again. Up until last weekend, it had been a long time since I had really enjoyed a kiss with another woman, and being a lot more sober this weekend, it was an incredible sensation again. It's very hard to explain just why kissing another woman is different. For me, there's just something more there that is wired straight to my desires. The softness, the delicate feeling, how her tongue feels versus a mans ... When we parted, I told her that what had happened following our friend’s wedding had tormented me all week. We laughed together, as she admitted she surprised herself by being so forward. She admitted that she was very nervous if things had gone too far, and would it just turn into one of those "weird" things that would make this summer's baseball awkward.

We stood in the kitchen for a while, just chatting about last weekend, our thoughts over the past week ... a little confessional moment between us without having to face the husbands. Sometimes they just don't need to be in on things. Lisa told me that she strongly suspected I had a little bisexual twist in me. I guess some of those after-game parties in baseball season might have given something away ... but it certainly turned out on a hot note.

For a little while longer, she and I were hanging off each other, snuggling on the couch, cuddling and holding hands while we chatted with the guys again, etc. Part of it was to see how crazy we could make our husbands, of course. Finally mine suggests a little wine out in the hot tub. So we all got ready and headed outside. I'll be honest, I have no idea if our neighbours will talk to us again. I don't know what they saw or heard ... Nor do I really care! LOL

Come on in, the water's great!

But what you want to know is the good stuff, right?

It took Lisa and I about 3 seconds to get topless once we were in. Both of us were already beyond horny, and this was just the excuse we needed. We snuggled up close to each other and waited for our husbands to join us. What a site we must have been because you could see their swimsuits were .... uh .... in need of a little adjusting. So, once they were in the water we told them that the suits had to go. My husband was quick to point out we were only topless ... as were they. It wasn't like I needed too much encouragement so I stood up, hiding my breasts with my hands (mostly because it was cold) and stood between Lisa's legs. She pulled down my bikini bottoms, revealing my ass to the guys. Well, one of them has seen it numerous times anyway.

After some joking around, all four of us reached the totally nude stage ... but again, with bubbles and water, you couldn't see an awful lot anyway. 

Cutting to the chase, Lisa and I started a bit of fondling with each other. I sat on her lap and we started making out, and she would suck on my nipples between the kissing. Her hands were gently rubbing my butt, while I played with her breasts, teasing her nipples until they were hard. We carried on like this for a while, until my husband pulled me over to his lap. I guess the guys just didn't feel the same way about each other ... He and I made out for a bit and his rock hard cock was pushing against me.

Things were going pretty hot and heavy, and I'm not 100 per cent on who initiated things, but next thing I know, I'm kind of floating off my husband's lap and over to Lisa's husband, while she switches too. Now, I wasn't really expecting things to go this way. I figured a little teasing, tormenting, follow-up on what got started last weekend between a couple of horny girls. As I begin to slide onto his lap, the angle of things was almost just a bit ... um ... penetrating. This guy was hard as steel and the head of his manhood was just about pushing right between everything I got!

Now, before you jump to any conclusions ... there was a big part of me knowing that this was not where your sweet, innocent Andee wanted to take things. But as I managed to adjust myself properly this man's dick was rubbing me in all the right ways. As I kissed him, he would flex himself against me, driving me absolutely insane ...

Whew ... ok ... I gotta take just a little break and prepare myself to finish. The blog that is, guys, finish the blog ....

Andee

xoxo

Bisexuality | When It All Came Out

Hey guys! I got into a pretty intriguing chat last night and so this is kind of long. It sure seems like I’ve raised some online friends’ level of curiosity by discussing my own sexual curiosities … and how some have become realities.

I can’t really pinpoint when it was that I became aware of my own desire to try something with another woman. In a way, I kind of grew into that as I went along in life. I think the first time I really remember thinking about another was in college … like so many other things. It’s the time when we are out from Mom and Dad’s watchful eye - and for me, growing up on a farm, it was the first time I lived in a major city. So naturally, my late teens/early 20s were about discovery in a lot of different ways.

It was also the time when I lived with a bunch of people my own age that weren’t related and didn’t care what time I came home at night. But other than a few moments of very bland sexual exploration (in hind sight) there wasn’t any wild, raging orgies going on.

I have no problem saying I wish my generation was as sexually open and expressive as today’s college set. We might have been almost close, but not quite.

Anyway, it wasn’t really until I had settled into my marriage that I began to get in touch with a lot of my fantasies. Being in a stable, loving relationship allowed me to express certain ideas and feelings without fear of judgment … and my husband has always had a unique way of bringing out some of my deepest thoughts and allowing me to share them without jealousy.

As I sat down to plot this blog out, my husband and I had quite a talk over this one. I know that I have said I'm one of those women who has a level of curiosity, but the truth is, it's pretty much directed at a really select couple of women. These are people I know very well, who know and share the same thoughts as I do on it, but who I also don't see that much anymore, sadly.

The first time I acted on what was going on in my mind was with a friend I used to work with. And as cliché, or Penthouse Letters as it sounds, the opportunity to give it my best “Katy Perry” came when, one weekend, we went away to a conference and spent the first night getting quite naughty.

It started pretty innocently, as we were getting ready to spend a bit of time before dinner in the hotel's hot tub. At the time I had one of my nipples pierced (save that for another blog). I'm standing there in the hotel room in my bikini bottoms, getting ready to put the top on and she noticed my piercing. She asked me the usual "did it hurt, when did you get it" and I told her about the ring that my husband bought me. It has a small Playboy bunny logo on it. She came over to me to look, and without warning, she put her hand on my naked breast and touched my nipple with her finger. She leaned very close to see the logo and I could feel her breath on my breast. It was one of the very surreal moments when everything stops. The feel of her hand on my naked breast was very exciting; and she knew it.

I closed my eyes as she very delicately touched the ring and my nipple started to get hard. My mind was going crazy. Keep in mind, this was the first time anyone other than my husband had explored my piercing, and the first time in a long time that anyone other than him had fondled my naked breast. The sensation was unbelievable. In my head I was wondering if she was going to get real close ... hoping in a way that she was going to take my now hard nipple into her mouth. Her face was only inches away and I was more than willing.

She moved closer to me and kept her hand on my breast, with my swollen nipple rubbing lightly against the palm of her hand. Still without saying anything she took her other hand and lightly started to brush against my muff through my bikini bottoms. She just looked deep into my eyes with this unbelievable stare.

I have no problem saying that she could have totally taken me right then and there. Had she said lets get undressed and skip the hot tub, I would have bowed to her every request. I was just starting to truly feel my bi-curiousity in a real life moment, and not just words with my husband and "what if...." I was ready and good heavens, I didn't need the water in the hot tub to get my bathing suit wet.

I closed my eyes, and let out that little sigh that says "I'm all yours" and leaned into her. I put my head on her shoulder and let her fondle me as much as she wanted. She just lightly ran her fingers across my pussy over the fabric of my bathing suit, and then to the inside of my thigh.

As she continued to touch me, I kissed her neck. She took my cue, and next thing you know, we were teasing each other’s mouth with our tongues in a very hot French kiss

She was still wearing her panties and her work shirt. I ran my hand up over one of her breasts and onto her other shoulder. In a way I was trying to give her the hint that this was really OK and maybe she should really be doing a lot more to me that playing on top of my bathing suit.

And as quick as it happened, it stopped. We still didn't say anything to each other, and she simply moved away from me and put her bathing suit on. I was still soaking up the sensations as I watched her change into her suit. She has the nicest little breasts I've seen ... nice and perky and her nipples were also very hard by the point.

We got into our swimsuits, down to the hot tub and then spent quite a bit of time talking about our feelings on the whole bisexual thing. She was very open about it, and had already “dabbled.” It was the first time I had ever discussed feeling the way I did with someone other than my sister (who, when I did try to talk about it, honestly looked like she just wanted to throw up - she’s never shed the Catholic morality brainwash). The poor guys who joined us in the tub halfway through the conversation must have been left feeling a little ... uh ... you know ;-) These days things may have turned out different, but I’m sure they spent a lot of their weekend trying to track us down for a few drinks.

Later that evening, we had quite a bit to drink at the kick-off party and really got raunchy on the dance floor. A lot of people at the conference thought we were a couple. Even the next year at the same event people were still going on about “those two from ####.” By the time we got back to our room that night, we were both feeling really randy. Sadly, the booze kicked in and I passed out on the bed while waiting for her to finish in the bathroom. I have no idea what was taking her so long in there ...

The next day we were definitely in no condition for any further exploration, and since then we've not had any of that opportunity come up again between us. I regret the missed chance, but I know if it's meant to be for her and I, it will be. As for me, I have definitely moved on, but I would love to get this friend alone once again - with a little less drinking and a lot less clothing.

But do I think most women have a bi-curious streak? No. I've met lots of women who have said they could never, nor would they, explore that way. The social stigma is a huge reason why I keep a lot that to myself in everyday life. But I do think that it is easier for a woman to be bi than a guy. For some reason, society just is more accepting of two women than two guys.

Andee

xoxo

Andee's Naughty (Christmas) Stocking

Hey everyone! Only six shopping days left until the day where all of next year’s money drops! 

I don’t know if you have any kind of traditions surrounding Christmas in your house, but in mine we kind have something that is somewhat unique. I was telling one of our friends about my little Christmas Eve Sexy Stocking. This is a little tradition we have (OK, pretty much just him) where he puts together a little Christmas Stocking from Naughty Santa. And like I was trying to get across in the blog yesterday, couples need to keep the magic between them alive. I know lots of guys wouldn't have the courage to go this far, and lots of women who have too many hang-ups to really let loose with their own sexuality.

But what is important? What your peers think of you, or living life on your terms for your own gain? (See my husbands own words later on ...)

My friend said I should blog about it as some kind of advice on what kind of gifts might go into something like this...

While I know all of you have naughty visions of me sitting here in my chair in nothing but lacy black lingerie, stockings and high heels, tonight it’s a threesome because I pinned my guy down to help me with this one since he started it way back when. So, we cuddled into the couch together, put on the Bruins/Canadiens game and figured it all out together. Here's all of what my hubby has to share on it:  

1. A user-friendly, non-threatening sex toy. Let's be honest, most women would find that unusual vibrating beaver with swirly twisty beads and buzzing attachments just a little bizarre - especially if it's her first one. The best toys I got Andee were actually really small vibrators (The Pocket Rocket, which works especially well during sex; and a vibrating finger vibe, that also really gets her off during sex. In fact, I had to replace her Pocket Rocket because the first one wore out - seriously.) If she's experienced at sex toys, simply ask her what she might enjoy trying...the popular one this year in our house has been a vibrating rabbit with a suction cup base - thanks to a certain online male friend of hers. 
2. Gourmet chocolates - a special something to turn her tastebuds on, which can also say "your pleasure tonight is so much more important that your diet...let's indulge and I'll help you burn off those few extra calories!"
3. A picture frame with a sexy photo of yourself...the kind that doesn't have to be hidden when company comes. As hard as I find it to believe, apparently Andee does find me attractive. And yes, it does smack of ego, but when I have to read about her damn train rides and Twitters about some young pup she’s eyed...
4. A CD or mp3 collection of HER favourite music. We have very different musical tastes, so this is one time that I can indulge her in some aural sex.
5. Candles...nothing like lighting a few, and spending a lot of time making out in candlelight.
6. Lingerie that SHE likes. OK, I would love to see Andee in some of the raunchiest, sexiest, kinkiest little leather things out there...but there's nothing sexier than seeing her in something she really feels special in. (Victoria Secrets is truly a man's best friend). Check her drawers for sizes...and know her favourite colour and what looks good on her. Save the schoolgirl look for next time...or Halloween.
7. Sexy jewelry. No, it doesn't have to be diamonds, emeralds or rubies. I bought Andee the sexiest little anklet...drives me crazy to see it on her ankle when she's all dressed up nice and sexy for an evening out. Not to mention, I get my fill of those sexy high heels she mentioned earlier! 
8. A coupon (homemade) for that evening out - with an expiry date. Live up to the promise and you won't be disappointed.
9. Anything from the Victoria Secrets catalog. Forget Jeff Foxworthy jokes. Our's comes to the house in my name, and me and Vicky are close personal friends. Guess what? They sell some amazing clothes too - not just the underwear. Tired of seeing her in that college sweatshirt...trust me, you can find the sexy and comfy in this monthly treasure. And her friends will be impressed; so impressed they might drop by…say what you want, but Andee can have her girlfriends over anytime to talk about lingerie and office skirts. 
  Learn her bra size - quick. Learn her favourite colour - quick. Grab the catalog, if in doubt, buy the t-shirt bra or microfibre "Body By Victoria". These devices, while a touch pricier than Wal-Mart, make her rack look so damn good, you'll drool every time she puts on that tight t-shirt (and she will because even she will see just how damn good her rack looks). Never mind how damn impressed she will be that you know her bra size and colour. (Don't forget the panties that match, for added bonus points)
10. Sexy underwear that YOU want her to try...just one pair. They may not last long on her list (or body). But if the rest of it gets her warm to being playful, those panties might just make it to the evening out (and if you really play her game well, your pocket before dessert comes to the table.)

11. A QUALITY pair of stockings/nylons/pantyhose. Call 'em what you want...just don't shop at Discount Debbie's. Visit a specialty hose shop (Wolford's) or my friend Vicky again. Treat her legs to the best sensation and sexiest look, and you'll be the king. Just make sure she has a good reason to put them on.
12. Massage oil - and a promise to actually give her the massage.
13. An inflatable bathtub pillow. One of Andee's indulgences is a nice hot bath and some alone time. Apparently it helps if she has a waterproof battery-operated friend too.
14. Erotica for women by women. Not the "I was a student at a midwestern college and I can't believe this happened to me..." kinda stuff. Chapters (or whatever major bookstores are in your area) have some great sections on erotica.
  One of the best gifts I had in one of Andee's Christmas stockings (according to her) was a collection of erotica that I had recruited writers to contribute to. I found a few erotica websites that had submitted stories and I e-mailed a bunch of authors and asked if they would tailor some of their stuff to Andee. I gave some of them ideas of what her fantasies were, or what some of her kinks were, and let them do what they would. I then printed their stories off on my home printer, stapled it magazine-style and viola!
15. Adult DVD - but find porn for women by women. Candida Royale is one of the best women producers/directors out there.
16. Funny sex gadgets - little things like sexy buttons, wind-up hopping penis, cock-shaped pasta or mints, etc.
17. Top quality lube - something hemp-based, water-soluble. You might be the love god, but sometimes (especially when toys are involved) even just a touch can help send her over the moon.

18. I left a space here so I could wrap up the idea with the one thing I usually do. I also usually get Andee two bigger gifts on Christmas Eve. One is a sexy outfit that she can actually wear in public. Personally, I think she is so sexy she could wear damn near anything (or nothing), but I also know what she is comfortable with. Ideas - a dress for that dinner date (something really hot, short, sexy and in fashion) with the real person behind Andee. I also get her a sexy outfit that I know will only show up in photographs for her website. My gift to me (and to Andee's fans).

Now, a final word on getting over the "machismo." My friends tease me about shopping for Andee, buying her clothes, underwear, etc...right up until they actually get to see her at her best (which is damn near always). I'm very proud of who she is, and how she looks...so I feed my own fantasy by being the one who shapes her look. Andee pretty much wears a very boring “uniform” to work most days...part of her day job reality. If I really want her to wear that skirt, dress, etc...I find the way to get her into it.

So, while my male friends are joking about my relationship with my friend Victoria, and hanging out with our other beer-swilling hockey pals...Andee and I are usually out at dance clubs, adult clubs, or hanging in the hot tub half-naked. Just my thoughts.

Cheers! And good luck...