Breasts | 25 Fun Things To Do With Tits

I was poking around on the website for one of those trashy women’s magazines that seem to have my attention far to under their grasp – especially after a rather lazy Christmas holiday – and found this fun little piece on all the fun things women can do with their breasts.

"Enjoying your breasts helps you feel confident about your body because you're embracing who you are," says Debby Herbenick, PhD, author of Because It Feels Good. "It also boosts your comfort level during sex, helping you to orgasm more often."

And since I have dedicated my Tuesdays to a more titillating theme – all of which you can enjoy here – I figured what better way to celebrate the first Topless Tuesday of 2012 than with an abbreviated version of the original list. So, for your reading enjoyment, here are …

25 Tasty Things To Do With Tits

1. Go braless and wear a silk or combed-cotton tee—it'll feel amazing brushing against your skin all day.

2. When you're lounging together on the couch reading or watching TV, guide his hand inside your bra and have him lightly scratch your breasts with his fingertips.

3. Master the art of using double-sided tape. The secret: Stick one-inch strips of tape a quarter inch away from the edge of your clothes. It keeps everything in place but still looks natural.

4. For a sexy sensation the next time you're getting busy in bed, get your guy to try this technique with his hand: Make a V with his index and middle fingers, and lightly scissor them around your nipples.

5. Overheated at the beach? Slip an ice cube out of your drink, and glide it over your cleavage. Ramp up the fun and include your nipples!

6. Apply lotion, and treat the girls to a sensual massage. Using a circular motion and medium pressure, rub from the base of your boobs up along the outer edges, stopping just below your armpits. Then place your hands on your breastbone, and work your way across the center of your chest, out toward the sides of your body.

7. Have him trace a figure eight stretching around both nipples while giving you a deep, steamy kiss.

8. Strategically place rose petals over your bare nipples just before he comes to bed.

9. Want to go braless to a party or bar? You can avoid the smuggling raisins effect by sticking on nipple concealers (try Low Beams, look for them on herlook.com).

10. Slather the twins with edible lotion, like Victoria's Secret Berry Passion, to give him a tasty surprise treat next time his lips are in the vicinity.

11. Dare him to unhook your bra without using his hands.

12. Cook dinner topless, apply a little tomato sauce to your nipple (make sure it's not too hot), and ask your man if it's spicy enough.

13. Grab your vibrator while the two of you are in bed, and run it back and forth across your breasts and nipples for an added jolt of pleasure.

14. Use them to give your guy a sensual back rub. And go crazy with the massage oil.

15. Slip your guy a mint pre-sex, and have him lick your nipples when you start to orgasm.

16. Covertly flash him in an empty stairwell before a party, during a hike, in your car in the parking lot....

17. Sunbathe topless with your girlfriends—just don’t forget to apply a minimum of SPF 45 sunscreen. For real fun, invite the guys along too!

18. Work a front-closure corset top to maximize your cleavage on girls’ night out.

19. Throw a few new pectoral-muscle exercises into your workout regimen, and admire how perky the moves make your tatas look.

20. Go braless on a night out, and wear a low-cut shirt so it’s obvious.

21. Stick on nipple tassels, and practice swinging them (hint: It’s all in the knees). Use your newfound talent to put on a sexy show for your man.

22. Mandate "topless sleep" once a week to give the twins some breathing room.

23. Try a new kind of wake-up call: Lightly brush your nipples across his stomach and chest to get both of you in the mood for morning sex.

24. Measure your boobs during your period to see how much bigger they get during that time of the month.

25. Work silicone bra inserts in a tank top for a day, and keep a tally of all the men who stare at your cleavage.

And there you go. The other half of the list seemed rather silly, so I cut it out. Some of these I might just put into practice myself … or a personalized version (like wearing my really good bra with a button-up shirt buttoned just so, and then seeing how many of my Office Guys can’t avoid falling under my cleavage spell!).

But I would also love to hear some of your ideas on how to enjoy a woman’s pair!

Andee     xoxo