I’m still hearing about one of my recent conversational fubars.One of my coworkers recently started dating again after being divorced for a while. In that time she hasn’t really tested the waters too much, and as such was expressing some of her concerns about when the new relationship goes … um … undercover.
She was saying that sex should pretty much like riding a bicycle, you just get back on the saddle and go.
Well, all was fine until yours truly let loose with: “I suppose, but unlike after riding a bike for the first time in the summer, I don’t want my ass to hurt for a week after sex …”
Alrighty then … coffee snorting and yogurt spewing all around.
Of course, what I was trying to imply was that when you get back on a bicycle after a long cold winter of not riding it, it takes a while to build up those butt cheeks. Right? I know it’s not just me …
Andee xoxo
3 comments:
LOL, a slip of the tongue can lead to all sorts of misunderstandings.
But I wouldn't have misunderstood It takes a while for those tushie callouses to build up
Especially if your prone to wear lacy thongs in the saddle :) as here [http://cliveskink.blogspot.com/2011/05/sinful-sunday-biking.html]
Too funny!! Thanks for the morning smile.
I want to work with you, I love these kind of conversations.
I would have responded to you in the office with "are you sure about that?"
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