May 3, 2011

Sex | Like Riding A Bike

I’m sure you have had one of those moments, when you say something out loud that sounded better in your head than in did in conversation. I know we have all been there at some point where you said something that sounded completely different than what you meant.

I’m still hearing about one of my recent conversational fubars.

One of my coworkers recently started dating again after being divorced for a while. In that time she hasn’t really tested the waters too much, and as such was expressing some of her concerns about when the new relationship goes … um … undercover.

She was saying that sex should pretty much like riding a bicycle, you just get back on the saddle and go.

Well, all was fine until yours truly let loose with: “I suppose, but unlike after riding a bike for the first time in the summer, I don’t want my ass to hurt for a week after sex …”

Alrighty then … coffee snorting and yogurt spewing all around.

Of course, what I was trying to imply was that when you get back on a bicycle after a long cold winter of not riding it, it takes a while to build up those butt cheeks. Right? I know it’s not just me …

Andee     xoxo

3 comments:

cliveskink said...

LOL, a slip of the tongue can lead to all sorts of misunderstandings.

But I wouldn't have misunderstood It takes a while for those tushie callouses to build up

Especially if your prone to wear lacy thongs in the saddle :) as here [http://cliveskink.blogspot.com/2011/05/sinful-sunday-biking.html]

cary h said...

Too funny!! Thanks for the morning smile.

H said...

I want to work with you, I love these kind of conversations.

I would have responded to you in the office with "are you sure about that?"