January 6, 2011

Unzipping My Oral Talents

As I fondly reflect on my evening from Tuesday's blog … and yes, it was everything I said it would be … I thought this would be a good one to unzip for you to enjoy. It’s another one from a conversation from a little ways back, but still one of my favourites that always makes my mind wander ..

What do you think about during oral sex?

What colour should I paint the kitchen? LOL

Now that's a tough one. My thoughts change depending on the timing, who I’m with at that time, where we are, what activities led to me going down, and the entire situation. I guess you can say my level of horniness can take my mind in some very intriguing directions.

I tend to think of what I can do to make the guy melt even more. I’m very aware that guys are visual animals. My hubby tells me how much he loves the look on my face when I have him in my mouth, so with him I think about keeping him focused on me and what I’m doing. I’m very aware of how the guys reacts to the different things I might do with my tongue and my mouth. And, as some guys have shared with me, the eyes are a very important part of it … so holding that intense eye-to-eye contact while he is sliding in and out is a key trick.

If I’m really horny, I might fantasize a little bit…let my imagination wander to thoughts of what it would feel like to have one guy behind me, pumping away hard while I have another in my mouth. Other times (sorry hun) I imagine I’m going down on whoever is my fantasy at that time, or perhaps some guy I may have noticed at work or out somewhere. Loyal followers, rest assured, the Cute Guy from the train has had a number of really hot blowjobs; he just doesn’t know it right now.

When I’m on the receiving end, my mind can wander almost anywhere. Mostly my thoughts are very sexual. I like to think back on past experiences I’ve shared; really hot moments when we let our passion get the better of us. Sometimes I fantasize about the same things I do when I’m giving it. And truth be told, when I am receiving…that’s also a really good time for me to put my bisexual imagination into top gear!

I've been asked a lot about my oral talents, especially after posting a video which goes into detail how to give a guy a great blowjob. Believe it or not, I actually took a course in how to give an expert blowjob. It was one of those afternoon courses offered in conjunction with a consumer sex show ... and according to my husband, worth every penny of the registration fee!

So guys, this part is for you ... if you want to improve your chances of your special lady taking you all the way to the end and not spilling a drop. I spent quite a bit of time researching sperm and ways to make it taste better. This is one of the best set of tips I could find, and I'm willing to be a guinea pig to see if they actually work ;-)

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 to 2 litres a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit; get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste. Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid: Any vegetables from the cabbage family - big offenders also include cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus.
6. Cut red meat consumption. This is one of the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy products such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals.
7. Avoid heavy spices such as garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
8. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better. There is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle; it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
9. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
10. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
11. Avoid junk food, they’re loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.

So, let me know if it works out for you! I’m off to the grocery store.


Snake said...

Give up caffeine . . . Ouch! But I add plenty of Southern butternut pecan creme . . . Wait! Is that considered junk food? lol Maybe that has a second use . . . :) Love the chart! Beg, no Red Lobster, don't wear the T-shirt with holes and sweat stains . . .

H said...

I just love hearing you talk about sucking cock and swallowing sperm........... I can't help it, I love hearing it... and thanks to your picture I now wish I was a banana :)

Anonymous said...

I just came across your blog and I have to say this is quite an interesting post. I have had a few women over the years that tasted a little, shall be say, skunky (even after a good bath) and I can't help but to wonder what could make a woman taste better? Maybe the same kinds of things...