Anyway, it is another TMI Tuesday for you to enjoy and I hope you find it insightful and worth a small distraction today!
What sign are you?I am a Taurus, the bull. Despite popular belief, we are not stubborn.
No, we’re not.
Do you believe in horoscopes?
I think I am one of those people who would love to believe they come true, but in all honesty, I tend to see that more when the horoscope suggests something is amiss as opposed to something good is coming my way.
When is your birthday?
May 6
What’s the worst birthday gift a partner has given you?
Oh, tough question … hmm … very hard to come up with something from my current partner, because he usually spoils the hell out of me. I can tell you the one he likes to bring up every now and then. Back when I was a teenager, for one of my birthdays, my brother gave me a pack of Doritos. Nothing says sibling love like cheesy paste on your fingertips!
Are you organized when it comes to other people’s birthdays?
I’m not the birthday party queen, but I certainly keep tabs on when birthdays are coming up – and when the occasion calls for it, organizing a smash-up success of a celebration.
If you could be one age again, what would it be? Why?
I don’t think I could say there is one specific age that I would like to be without a bunch of conditions attached. For example, I would love to have the body I had when I was 18, but only with the knowledge and sexual experience that I have today. I look back at photos from when I was that age and think “Damn, I should have been doing my website then, not now!” But, like so many things in life, with age comes experience and I don’t think I would be willing to surrender what I have learned along the way.
There are other times when I think back – usually when dealing with my own kids’ ridiculous expectations – and wonder what it would be like to enjoy a life free of most obligations and responsibility. You know, wouldn’t it be great to be 12 again and have the biggest decision of the day be whether or not to ride my bicycle that day, or play in the woods at the back of our property. It would be marvelous to let go of the financial fears and burdens of adulthood just for a while.
What would be your ideal birthday treat?
Well, you know I gotta put something steamy and really sexual in here; all the other questions were relatively tame compared to other TMI Tuesday updates.
Let’s see…
It’s not that hard to figure out. I would love to celebrate my birthday as the centre of attention in a very steamy, sexy, dirty, naughty, orgasmic threesome. It’s something I have mentioned a few times to the person usually looking after arranging my birthday celebrations, but to be fair, there is an awful lot of reality behind why this has not yet happened.
BONUS: Tell us your best birthday memory.
Hmm … like I said, I get pretty spoiled for my birthdays by my husband. Right now what sticks out in my mind is the very last one we celebrated. He planned the day so I had to literally start from scratch through to when I got home for my birthday ….
We left in the early afternoon; at which point he took me shopping with some very clear instructions that he had written into a little board game idea. I had to go and buy new underwear, then a new dress and shoes to go. From there, as we left the mall, I had to actually get into these new things in the car – which was a lot of fun. We went to a very romantic restaurant overlooking the lake; and then made our way to the casino. Now, a lot of people may think “really?” But he had planned the whole night to help me create a list of truths, dares, risks and fantasies – kind of like a bucket list. The theme was “taking a gamble” and since I had never been to the casino (outside of a brief experience in Vegas), it was allowing me to experience another “first” in my life.
Another memory was when I turned 30 my husband had planned something similar, in which I had to follow a little Survivor-style scavenger hunt game he designed – once again including shopping for new underwear and clothes for a night out. At dinner time, he had arranged for a whole bunch of my girlfriends and I to attend a dinner theatre show, and then he took all of us out to a dance club that night, playing designated-driver to a bunch of drunken women.BONUS BONUS: May we see you in your birthday suit?
Why not, thousands of others have …
And you can see all kinds of uncensored versions of me in my birthday suit on my website.
Andee xoxo
1 comment:
Your answer to #7 is excellent. Very in-depth and introspective. We don't know what your body was like when you were eighteen, but could it possibly have been any better than it is right now? We are skeptical. The bit about being twelve again, and not having the typical adult concerns? Spot-on. I can totally relate.
And your answer to the "ideal birthday treat" question? Very hot.
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