December 30, 2010

Some Final Romantic Words For 2010

OK, I should be doing more with my time than surfing the internet, but my hubby has been asked to give a little speech on New Years for a very special couple in our lives who are celebrating an anniversary. He's one of those people who you love to hate because he has a way with words and is just too damn comfortable in front of large crowds. I offered to pitch in with some help and I found this little bit about romantic quotes, so I had to share it ... knowing full well there were tons of romantics out there too!

"Love is a friendship set to music."
–E. Joseph Cossman

"If you have it [love], you don’t need anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have."
–Sir James M. Barrie
Kiss Me Like You Mean It

"Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
–Franklin P. Jones

"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
–Voltaire

"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."
–Plato

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
–Henry Louis Mencken

"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired."
–Robert Frost

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
–Erich Segal

Have a very ROMANTIC evening. There's only one left this year!

Andee
xoxo

December 26, 2010

Regrets? ... I've had a few

Hey everyone ... hope Santa was good to you this year!

I was reading a really interesting article on the Internet about an Australian sex survey from Australian author Joan Sauers ... It was from a while ago, but curious none the less. I'm going to write a bit more about it after I finishing reading more (nudge, nudge), but here's a few of the highlights that I found intriguing:

  • 1 in 5 women have made a sex tape
  • 1 in 4 women look at pornography at least once a month
  • 1 in 3 women rarely or never experience orgasm
  • 57 per cent of women fantasize about sex with another woman
  • 22 per cent of women have had a sexual experience with another woman
  • Top fantasy partners - George Clooney and Angelina Jolie

Quite the interesting results. I can say “check” to everything but the orgasm - and I feel for those women! And I can’t say that Angelina ranks anywhere on my fantasy list. I swear I’m the only one who thinks she’s an average looking sleazy home-wrecker. I don’t understand Hollywood’s fascination …

Anyway, one of Sauers’ key comments about some of the results was how she was surprised about the lack of communication that still exists between couples. One of the other surprising was how some of the women lived very liberated lives outside of the home - business professionals, lawyers, doctors, etc. Yet at home, they still felt the need to hide their sexual selves from their partners.

"There was one woman who said, when I asked how she had an orgasm, 'Oh, I go into the bathroom and masturbate after we've had sex.' It's really sad. This is the funny thing, a lot of the women in the survey, including women who described stories like that, are doctors and lawyers and they're supposedly liberated in their public lives. But in their private lives they're still sort of back in the 1950s, which is bizarre."

What I also found interesting was that, while 1 in 5 women had made videos of intimate moments with their partners, Sauer says that significant portion of them regretted doing it after the fact. She pointed out that the survey uncovered that the majority of video voyeurs were women in their 20s using cell phones to record the act as a "bit of exhibitionist fun." Others said they agreed to it so their partners would be able to watch a graphic video of themselves instead of turning to something a bit more "commercial."

Of course we know that rarely works out in today’s highly electronic age. There are hundreds upon hundreds of websites, forums and newsgroups where these amateur films land.

I don't know about you, but I actually find a lot of this stuff fascinating. As someone who has pretty much ensured I could never run for any kind of public office - with the abundance of naughty home movies circulating with me in them - I guess I’m not the leading candidate to make judgement. But what I did find curious was the level of regret expressed.

Do I have any regrets about doing my live-action naughtiness for all to download and then probably bust a load? Part of me says yes. When I first started with the idea of a website, I was naively agreeable to the photography. I had never envisioned myself as anything close to being a “closet porn star” so it seemed like a fun little hobby between my husband and I that barely anyone would ever take notice of. The very first video I did for public viewing was about the most boring piece of crap ever posted. It was nothing more than several minutes of me posing during a photo shoot, acting as if the video camera wasn’t even rolling. I’m embarrassed to say these days that video was my introduction to movie porn.

I swore that I would never be one of those models with spunk running down my chin (you can see that here) or getting off on some monster sex toy (you can see that here). I was going to be the demure little girl-next-door with some racy boudoir photos. But then I began to learn about the Internet and men’s fascination with amateur porn. I was drawn in perversely by the reaction and interaction the Web provided me with these anonymous lovers. I grew into this sex-crazed 30-something “slut” while remaining the quiet, bookish science geek to those who didn’t know my secret - trading my sterile gown for sequins and stilettos on the weekend.

Today, honestly, I think I enjoy the illusion of being ‘Andee,’ all the while being the Mom, housewife, career woman. The shock from those around me as more of ‘Andee’ surfaces in conversation when they thought I was just the quiet one who knew the proper drug formula is disturbingly more erotic to me than the movies I have made for you.

I do fear what the future may bring, both with a sense of positive nervousness over what my adventure holds, but also apprehension about how I may yet have to explain myself to my children. But, life can’t be lived in fear, so, to quote some famous dead guy - “Regrets? I’ve had a few … but I did it my way.”

Think I might have to pick up Sauers book for to read while I'm riding the train to work.
Andee
xoxo

December 24, 2010

A Public Display?

Hey everyone! Only one more sleep until Santa arrives. I promised I would leave you a little something sexier for my last entry before the holiday, so hopefully you will enjoy this one. The idea came from one of the many naughty conversations I have had on the commute these days - but when you're not into politics or economics, there's only so much a couple of girls can amuse themselves with on a train full of stuffy suits (and the occasional hot guy). And my partner in crime is not with me today; she managed to get today off. (Bitch - I can say that she'll never read this!)
Merry Christmas! Love Andee xoxo

Have you ever had sex in an office or other place of work? Had sex in a restroom of a building that was open to the public? 

Sadly no, but it's something I fantasize about. Really, despite what you guys read and see on here, I'm pretty much your average housewife and mom next door. The Internet sure helps me find a little way to let loose and be sexual and free, but really...I lead a pretty dull life. LOL 

I've had sex in an outdoors setting, but I wouldn't describe that as 'public.' The closest I have come to any of that is in our friend's hot tub (yes, they were there too) and with the possibility that their neighbours may have been watching. But I was kind of too busy to notice.

Another time, I lived the 'Vegas' experience, doing it standing up against the window of our hotel room. While the guy was going at me from behind, I had a great view of the strip. I wondered if anyone on the strip could see me pressed against the glass, naked. I love Las Vegas. Not only does it have some fond memories for me, but I love the atmosphere; the 'adultness' of the place and the freedom to be slutty, sexy and outrageous without the fear of being 'caught.' I'm not much of a gambler, so I find a lot more excitement in all the clubs, bars and restaurants there ... a great place to ditch the clothes I wear at home and be stylish the whole day and night! Oh, and the shopping ...

Mmm ... might have to talk my husband into a trip to Sin City soon!

The idea of slipping into a washroom at a really hot night club and dragging some hot guy into a stall and giving him a blow job is a big fantasy of mine. I just have to live it down sometime. I've tempted fate a few times with some "close but no cigar" sexually-charged moments, but never through to completion. Almost always things have led to more private settings for the rest of the act.

In a very cliché sort of way, I've always had that fantasy where I show up at my husbands office in nothing by a pair of high heels and a long trench coat. To everyone else it would look like I was dressed, but really, underneath, I'm totally naked. I walk into his office, close the door behind me and then open up my coat to reveal that I'm naked, except for maybe a pair of black thigh-highs and my stilettos. Very 'film noir.'

Sometimes in my fantasy, he's on the phone, in the middle of something really important and tries to ignore me. I work hard at distracting him, getting down in front of him and unzipping his pants and taking his cock out. Then, while he's stuttering away on the phone, I start to give him the most incredible blow job. My warm moist mouth wrapped around him, while my tongue teases that little spot just on the underside below the head - you guys know where I mean, and it drives you wild.

Other times in my fantasy, we stand together kissing. He slips a hand under my coat and begins to tease my pussy ... eventually slipping a finger into me. Then he bends me over his desk and spreads my legs from behind. Then he drops his pants, and begins to enter me while I'm face down on his desk. Sometimes I fantasize about us getting caught by a co-worker, other times, I leave the same way I came, except with the memory of being with him slowly running down the inside of my thigh as I walk out. 

Sadly, the world my hubby works in these days means a cubicle, and almost all of the offices have glass walls or doors. Of course, that also means I can pretend about the whole being watched part ;-)

I'm thinking of running some sort of commenting contest after Christmas; so if anyone has any ideas please send them my way.

Merry Christmas everyone!
Andee
xoxo

December 23, 2010

In Defence of Flirting

I read the most fascinating article at break today. I had visions of leaving you guys with the super sexy blog for the holiday (OK, I still probably will) until I saw this piece in – put your geek on boys – Psychology Today from March 2009: You’re Driving Me Crazy – 10 Relationship Headaches & How To Avoid Them. Kinda like Cosmo for the science geek gang, I suppose.  

It was discussing the conflicts that exist in relationships. Of course these pieces are written so no matter what, you find yourself in one of the sections. But it was the one about flirting that held my attention more than the “why you might feel unappreciated.” The article suggests that flirting is the result of the person feeling a lack of “closeness.”  

The author quotes one his sources as suggesting that flirting is a call from the partner saying, “please notice me!” and that the one doing the flirting is looking for playfulness, attention and fulfillment.”

The problem is, no matter how you argue against that perspective, the experts will suggest that there is some deep purpose, perhaps a repressed emotion, which creates the motivation for flirting.  

The article also suggests that someone with a flirting spouse needs to address the issue of why his or her partner is feeling a lack of attention.

My question – as someone who does not hold a degree in psychology or psychiatry – is simple: what if the flirting is an intentional, directed act. One not designed to create a sense of competition in my male partner to pay more attention to me because other men will, but rather an act that I openly share with him as one of devious, naughty delight?  

I have never denied that I am a certified flirt. My goodness, a huge part of my blogging and twittering and facebooking has been as an outlet for flirting in this new electronic age. God forbid the courts ever get a hold of my cell phone! My husband has what many would say are sick and twisted perversions about my flirtatious ways – and I can whole-heartedly say, it rarely leaves me feeling neither unappreciated nor lacking intimacy in my marriage.  

I often, with complete conscious intent, put myself into situations where I know innuendo will be the theme of the day. Unbeknownst to the vast majority of my friends, I spend some of my weekend entertainment money on clothes that have less fabric than your average dinner napkin – and then freely wear them to certain kinds of establishments where I risk being over-dressed. And at every step, my partner is there to absorb every moment, relish in every sexually charged dance – and if he’s lucky, taste the kiss of someone else on my lips.  

OK, maybe we’re a different kind of couple than most. The majority of the traditional hang-ups that couples experience have been shuffled from my relationship through adventure, exploration and communication. I certainly can’t suggest anyone try my lifestyle, nor would I expect them to ask me to lead theirs.  

But, I can say that flirting is a natural, human act that should be encouraged to be part of a healthy relationship, not condemned.  

And with that, my lunch hour is now over … I must return to my not-so-enticing science geek persona, sterile lab coat (and people wonder why I go a little nutty on the weekends) and leave the flirting for coffee break. Sure hope I can wait that long!  
Andee
xoxo

Caught On Film

One more work day to go before the Big Guy shows up! Sure hope I get what I have been asking for … I’ve tried very hard to be good in between all the times I was naughty.

Today’s blog is brought to you by the letter M … once again. Or maybe that should be the letter O, because it is the result of a nice bit of M.

Anyway, here's a little something to keep you occupied for a day ;-)

Have you ever watched yourself masturbate in a mirror, or even taped it?

The short answer is yes, and yes … you can see a couple of those moments on my website.

But away from doing it for you guys to enjoy online, I have to say, I’m not really one to watch myself doing anything in particular when it comes to sex for personal pleasure. I’m so much more focused on how things are feeling that I’m afraid if I open my eyes, they’ll pop out! LOL

I watch all of my movies before they get put online for you guys. This is strictly so I can see just what kind of finished product my darling hubby has edited together from the files. For me to watch me; it’s a little strange if I do say so. Which is pretty bizarre, because I do like to watch others enjoy themselves that way as I mentioned the other day – and I don’t mind being watched. I find that quite a turn-on. I’ve really become quite the voyeur as I settle into this sexual adventure and just love the idea of two people who are really into each other getting into each other.

I kind of touched on it earlier, but never really expanded on the idea. There are times, when my husband is trying to send a little message to me, that he will start to play with himself and get his cock really hard. I will just put my head on his tummy and watch. That’s always a huge guarantee that I will be in the mood for some playtime. He also loves to watch me doing the same thing, and also watch me playing with myself.

I guess I just find it more interesting to see other people pleasuring themselves than it is to prop myself up and try to watch my own hand at work. I have “experimented” though. In one of the houses that we used to live in, we had some mirrors on the one bedroom wall. I would always try to position myself so I could get a really nice view of all the activity. And there was a couple of times that my curiosity did get me going. I never understood what my husband’s fascination was with the whole sex toy thing. Most guys I’ve met seem to be afraid of them. So, there I was tying to see what it must be like from his perspective. Didn’t really last too long – it felt just way too good. When I got one with a suction cup, well that was definitely a lot more erotic and exciting, but in the end I again just concentrated on the outcome versus the ‘input.’

When I was first introduced to sex toys for masturbation I wasn’t quite sure what to think. I had just turned 18, starting college and my guy got me one for my birthday. (That sounds weird, but trust me there’s more to the story there …)

I know some women simply won’t even think about using them. My sister, for example, was deeply insulted and offended when her husband bought her one as a little “marriage sparkler.” She was like “Have you ever seen a vibrator?” I didn’t admit that I had, by that time, acquired a growing collection of guaranteed orgasm-makers.

Unlike some, I have found them to be a wonderful addition to my otherwise fairly healthy sex-life. A nice toy can bring all kinds of pleasure to the moment. But, I also know that a lot of guys can be intimidated by them as well, and therefore never truly get to experience something that intimate with their lover. My very first one was a rather unrealistic looking one – and at the time, the whole experience was somewhat nerve-wracking. Well, at least until my first mind-blowing orgasm and the sheer look of delight on my boyfriend’s face! Since then I’ve become quite the connoisseur – that’s what my girlfriends say. I’ve turned a couple of them into Turbo Bunny junkies. (Word of advice guys, with Christmas coming in just one day, if she’s into toys and doesn’t have one of these, get her one…trust me) Over the years, I’ve built up a nice little collection: from a little fingertip vibe that I can just slide on and let my finger do the playing and my mind the wandering to some twisting, pulsing suction-cup beasts that leave me weak in the knees for hours!

Now, as a habit, I’m much more of a lay back and let everything proceed kinda girl. I like to focus on all the great sensations, and feel the pleasure. Even when someone is using my body as a private amusement park during oral or manual stimulation (with the exception of intercourse, of course). A big part of my orgasm is my mind and imagination when it comes to masturbation - which is likely true for most everyone.

But as we have begun a more honest effort at interior decorating at our house, my husband has promised to install mirrors in the bedroom in the very near future! Woohoo!!!

So tell me: is it a big turn on to know if a girl likes to watch herself?
Andee
xoxo

December 22, 2010

Naughty Thoughs While Riding The Rails

Most mornings when I take the train into work, I hook up with a girlfriend and have someone to chat with. Some mornings we don't start at the same time and it's Not too often do we manage to catch the same train back home at the end of the day. When those days happen it leaves me time to type out my naughty thoughts for this little venture. 

When I first started becoming a 'daily' on the ride in, my hubby bought me a cute little laptop to keep myself occupied. I figure he must have been thinking that I needed a distraction from staring at that Cute Guy I keep mentioning (who has been disappointingly getting way too friendly with some little bottled blonde ... bitch!). Anyway, he suggested it would be a really cool thing to take the hour of clicky-clack to type away from thoughts. As he travels so much himself, itís a good way for him to stay connected with the 'adventurous' side of me. 

He forgets that I'm not much of a writer and am certainly new to the idea of 'writer's block.'

Sometimes I get lucky ... (pause) ... and a good idea will just 'pop' right up! Can you tell I've been feeling more than a little horny lately? I was chatting with my friend yesterday about it; I was telling her about one of the last times I took my husband in my mouth and how afterwards he joked it was an early Christmas present. I said I only wish Christmas was that inexpensive and easy. I swear the guy across the seat was going to blow an oyster in his pants. I love the torment! 

Anyway, today I'm not sure what I have gotten myself into. Not that anything crazy is going on with me, but I'm listening to the conversation that is taking place in the seats directly behind me. I'm getting the sense that these two are either really, really good friends, or are having an affair. From what's being said you can tell that she definitely has someone waiting at home for her every night. And I'm trying to figure out if they are making plans for a post-Christmas rendezvous, or my imagination is completely running wild. But the game is afoot, as Sherlock Holmes would say. (Had to throw that in for the photo opp!) 

Maybe for Christmas Santa will bring me one of those funky little things I see other people plugging in so they can get the Internet on the train. I never even had a cell phone until I started this 'downtown' job, now I'm a texting fool! But then again, I think I'm turning more into a techno geek these days. Scratch that, Santa ... just bring the jewellery and my new boots please! 

I never used to take the train this much, but with the weather turning nasty, my car needing to be replaced and my growing lust for people watching, it has become a bigger part of my career life. Not to mention, it occasionally allows me to fuel my sexual imagination and give my fingers a good workout - but not like yesterday's blog!

If you have ever taken the time to read my drivel on my website or catch me on Twitter and Facebook, you know I'm a big voyeur. People fascinate me. I don't know if it's those university courses in psychology and sociology from my failed 'back to school' experiment, or what. But I really enjoy watching how everyone interacts with those around them, the conversations and personality quirks that emerge from being jammed into a commuter train. I think if I was ever a book writer I would spend hours on the train to find the personalities to build my characters from. 

I often wonder what has brought them to this point in their lives ... are they just commuter lemmings like me, or is there something substantial going on in life. Are they living their dream, or just fulfilling a need? Pretty bizarre thoughts ...

Whatís the craziest thing you have seen or heard on the train/subway/airplane? I'm curious to see if it's just me that is twisted! 
Andee
xoxo

December 21, 2010

Hey Diddle Diddle

You’re lucky day, or my batteries need replacing in my happy toy! Either way, my recent entry raised an eyebrow or two … and someone sent me a nice e-mail. I had a guy send me a really long e-mail "survey" about masturbation this afternoon. I suspect he had it previously prepared as I have only just started blogging on the whole masturbation theme. Interesting ... but I have not yet answered. I thought some of questions were really funny, so maybe I will spend some time answering them here for all to enjoy.

This one made me giggle - Do you use your fingers to masturbate?

Um...what else would I use?

Now I'm not talking using sex toys here...because they would still require some sort of manual input, then output, then input ... mmmm … don’t get me going just yet! I’m scribbling this one on my little netbook on the train ride home! So I decided to consult the ultimate on-line resource, Wikipedia. "Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another."  

God, I should really try someday to actually focus on work! Been on the inventory and quality control shift for so long I think my next photo set will truly reveal my crossed eyes! 

The other part of the equation in this little survey was questions on items I have used for some self-loving. I can honestly say, in all my days, I have not used anything exceptionally crazy. Touching on the unusual, maybe. Things that have not been a part of my pleasure include any erotically-shaped vegetable or fruit. It may look like a banana in your pocket, but you better be happy to see me and not potassium deficient. For the non-geeky ones reading me today - bananas are a better source of potassium than orgasm. 

So, what things have brought me to the point of toe-curls? I have enjoyed, more than once, the hard glass sensation of a wine bottle. Of course, getting the bottle empty and usable for masturbation was a huge contributing factor in using it. The weirdest, perhaps, is a particular vacuum cleaner I have. It’s one of those “cyclone air current” models, and that creates this really nice, low-intensity hum when you use the hose attachment. And let’s be honest here, I’d much rather get off than vacuum any day. 

The bath-tub faucet was one of my favourites when I was younger and living at home. Before I moved out on my own, I had not yet been introduced to the joy of sex toys. But combined with some finger work, the constant pulse of warm water … yowza. Plus the bathroom was about the only place I could find privacy for that kind of relief. 

But at the end of it all, I have yet to find a way to do it without using my hands on myself, I guess my answer to the original question would be, yes. Now I'm off to yoga lessons so I can figure out how to use my toes ;-)
Andee
xoxo

Hands On Experience

Men masturbate. Not exactly a great revelation of a long-guarded secret. And here's even more dish on the whole subject - so do women! Some of us probably more than you realize. Think about it, there's a whole industry built around our diddling habits - and only an occasional device for guys. 

Masturbation, as you recall, was the subject of a recent blog of mine, and the source of this strange mood that has been in the air. When I first started my little hobby, I tried long and hard not to think about what was going on with my photos that were online. Of course, it took about 38 seconds for my veil of innocence to be shattered. I guess, in a small way, I didn't think that there would be men out there that would find my pictures all that inspiring. 

That was almost 10 years ago now. My blogger friend H left a comment saying that I should flattered at my recent discovery. Truth be told, I'm not all that concerned with the incident that led to all of this. I've watched him several times - and sometimes probably without him even knowing I was. I've watched guys on webcam do it for me (OK, now he knows that) and I'm no stranger to porn. There are many moments when I find watching a man's solo love to be a highly erotic moment. 

It's only natural
But in a way, it wasn't the act that set my mind in motion - nor the content to which he was enjoying himself. It was, I suppose, a very real confirmation/reminder that after all these years this is what really happens with my little corner of the web. I would be naive to suggest that it never crossed my mind, it was just that I hadn't purposefully moved it to the front of my brain in quite a long time. I'm OK with the revelation, discovery, heat-of-the-moment, whatever you want to call it. And frankly, it just led to an unexpected and enjoyable diversion for the evening when I should have been sleeping. 

And ... yes ... because I know you are thinking "does it turn you on to think about what guys are doing?" 

I try not to be overly into myself. Even my blog sometimes reads back to me like "Geez, they must think I think I'm all that?" When I don't really. I try very hard to be just as self-depreciating as the next person. This is about the one and only place that I truly dish on my appearance in a very conscious way. To consider that guys (OK, there is a healthy streak in me hoping women too) find my photos that stimulating ... well ... it's kinky in a really pleasant way right now. So maybe I'll just and have a moment to myself, or watch a video or two of my own liking and ... you get the idea ;-) 

If you are one of those that has been reading some of the comments left on my posts, you'll know that I made a deal with one of my follows to swap ... and I want you all to stop by and visit my blogging friend H at Hands In My Pants. I'm kind of new at blog swapping, so be kind, leave him a comment or two and just maybe I'll dish on a more personal kind of swapping in a future entry!

Andeexoxo

December 20, 2010

How To Decipher Her Flirtatious Ways

Had a very wonderful chat this afternoon with one of my friends. Part of the time we spent talking about "talking" online, which can be quite interesting. However, I have learned that it can be pretty darn difficult to flirt shamelessly with a computer keyboard. It just doesn't have the same emotional excitement to it as face to face. Anyway, it made me think about flirting and how to tell if someone is into you or not, so I looked up a few little tidbits to add to your "flirting toolbox" the next time you meet a hottie in person and want to feel her out ...

Or you could just have a little giggle with me and enjoy the drivel I keep throwing at you trying to shamelessly draw your attention to my blog ... LOL


How to tell she likes you:

  • She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
  • Her skin tone becomes red while being around you. 
  • She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours. 
  • She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way... 
  • Plays with her jewelry, especially with stroking and pulling motions.  
  • She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance. 
  • She exposes the palms of her hand facing you. 
  • Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth... 
  • She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm. 
  • She puts her fingernail between her teeth. 
  • She laughs in unison with you. 
  • She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you. 
  • She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you. 
  • Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you. 
  • While talking to you, she rest an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up. 
  • In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you. 
  • While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes. 
  • Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face. 
  • She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours. 
  • Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile usually indicates interest in you. 
  • She rubs her wrists up and down.
Interesting checklist I think ... especially since I have caught myself doing about 99% of these!
 
Andee
xoxo

December 19, 2010

What's With The Weird Vibe

Things have been kind of weird around here lately. There's a strange vibe in the air, and not the good kind that requires batteries! I don't know if it's because Christmas is just days away and we're all madly trying to get ready (and keep the Santa theme going for the kids while hiding gifts in every nook and cranny) or if there is something just not so festive taking root.

Case in point: I caught my hubby masturbating the other night ... to my videos. Bizarre because he can have the real thing anytime. Now, at the moment it wasn't any big deal. In fact, things went from that to something mutually enjoyable at the moment. But if you were that interested in getting some action, why not just go straight to the girl who is in the videos instead? It struck me as kind of odd as I thought a bit more of it.

His answer was cute, but I'm still trying sincerely digest it - "You're not just my wife, you've always been my fantasy too." Uh huh ...

I know when he reads this in a few short hours or so - cause he always does - things will be even weirder. Maybe I better drag him out boot shopping before he gets to the computer!

Anyone got some thoughts?

Andee
xoxo

December 16, 2010

Andee's Naughty (Christmas) Stocking

Hey everyone! Only six shopping days left until the day where all of next year’s money drops! 

I don’t know if you have any kind of traditions surrounding Christmas in your house, but in mine we kind have something that is somewhat unique. I was telling one of our friends about my little Christmas Eve Sexy Stocking. This is a little tradition we have (OK, pretty much just him) where he puts together a little Christmas Stocking from Naughty Santa. And like I was trying to get across in the blog yesterday, couples need to keep the magic between them alive. I know lots of guys wouldn't have the courage to go this far, and lots of women who have too many hang-ups to really let loose with their own sexuality.

But what is important? What your peers think of you, or living life on your terms for your own gain? (See my husbands own words later on ...)

My friend said I should blog about it as some kind of advice on what kind of gifts might go into something like this...

While I know all of you have naughty visions of me sitting here in my chair in nothing but lacy black lingerie, stockings and high heels, tonight it’s a threesome because I pinned my guy down to help me with this one since he started it way back when. So, we cuddled into the couch together, put on the Bruins/Canadiens game and figured it all out together. Here's all of what my hubby has to share on it:  

1. A user-friendly, non-threatening sex toy. Let's be honest, most women would find that unusual vibrating beaver with swirly twisty beads and buzzing attachments just a little bizarre - especially if it's her first one. The best toys I got Andee were actually really small vibrators (The Pocket Rocket, which works especially well during sex; and a vibrating finger vibe, that also really gets her off during sex. In fact, I had to replace her Pocket Rocket because the first one wore out - seriously.) If she's experienced at sex toys, simply ask her what she might enjoy trying...the popular one this year in our house has been a vibrating rabbit with a suction cup base - thanks to a certain online male friend of hers. 
2. Gourmet chocolates - a special something to turn her tastebuds on, which can also say "your pleasure tonight is so much more important that your diet...let's indulge and I'll help you burn off those few extra calories!"
3. A picture frame with a sexy photo of yourself...the kind that doesn't have to be hidden when company comes. As hard as I find it to believe, apparently Andee does find me attractive. And yes, it does smack of ego, but when I have to read about her damn train rides and Twitters about some young pup she’s eyed...
4. A CD or mp3 collection of HER favourite music. We have very different musical tastes, so this is one time that I can indulge her in some aural sex.
5. Candles...nothing like lighting a few, and spending a lot of time making out in candlelight.
6. Lingerie that SHE likes. OK, I would love to see Andee in some of the raunchiest, sexiest, kinkiest little leather things out there...but there's nothing sexier than seeing her in something she really feels special in. (Victoria Secrets is truly a man's best friend). Check her drawers for sizes...and know her favourite colour and what looks good on her. Save the schoolgirl look for next time...or Halloween.
7. Sexy jewelry. No, it doesn't have to be diamonds, emeralds or rubies. I bought Andee the sexiest little anklet...drives me crazy to see it on her ankle when she's all dressed up nice and sexy for an evening out. Not to mention, I get my fill of those sexy high heels she mentioned earlier! 
8. A coupon (homemade) for that evening out - with an expiry date. Live up to the promise and you won't be disappointed.
9. Anything from the Victoria Secrets catalog. Forget Jeff Foxworthy jokes. Our's comes to the house in my name, and me and Vicky are close personal friends. Guess what? They sell some amazing clothes too - not just the underwear. Tired of seeing her in that college sweatshirt...trust me, you can find the sexy and comfy in this monthly treasure. And her friends will be impressed; so impressed they might drop by…say what you want, but Andee can have her girlfriends over anytime to talk about lingerie and office skirts. 
  Learn her bra size - quick. Learn her favourite colour - quick. Grab the catalog, if in doubt, buy the t-shirt bra or microfibre "Body By Victoria". These devices, while a touch pricier than Wal-Mart, make her rack look so damn good, you'll drool every time she puts on that tight t-shirt (and she will because even she will see just how damn good her rack looks). Never mind how damn impressed she will be that you know her bra size and colour. (Don't forget the panties that match, for added bonus points)
10. Sexy underwear that YOU want her to try...just one pair. They may not last long on her list (or body). But if the rest of it gets her warm to being playful, those panties might just make it to the evening out (and if you really play her game well, your pocket before dessert comes to the table.)
11. A QUALITY pair of stockings/nylons/pantyhose. Call 'em what you want...just don't shop at Discount Debbie's. Visit a specialty hose shop (Wolford's) or my friend Vicky again. Treat her legs to the best sensation and sexiest look, and you'll be the king. Just make sure she has a good reason to put them on.
12. Massage oil - and a promise to actually give her the massage.
13. An inflatable bathtub pillow. One of Andee's indulgences is a nice hot bath and some alone time. Apparently it helps if she has a waterproof battery-operated friend too.
14. Erotica for women by women. Not the "I was a student at a midwestern college and I can't believe this happened to me..." kinda stuff. Chapters (or whatever major bookstores are in your area) have some great sections on erotica.
  One of the best gifts I had in one of Andee's Christmas stockings (according to her) was a collection of erotica that I had recruited writers to contribute to. I found a few erotica websites that had submitted stories and I e-mailed a bunch of authors and asked if they would tailor some of their stuff to Andee. I gave some of them ideas of what her fantasies were, or what some of her kinks were, and let them do what they would. I then printed their stories off on my home printer, stapled it magazine-style and viola!
15. Adult DVD - but find porn for women by women. Candida Royale is one of the best women producers/directors out there.
16. Funny sex gadgets - little things like sexy buttons, wind-up hopping penis, cock-shaped pasta or mints, etc.
17. Top quality lube - something hemp-based, water-soluble. You might be the love god, but sometimes (especially when toys are involved) even just a touch can help send her over the moon.

18. I left a space here so I could wrap up the idea with the one thing I usually do. I also usually get Andee two bigger gifts on Christmas Eve. One is a sexy outfit that she can actually wear in public. Personally, I think she is so sexy she could wear damn near anything (or nothing), but I also know what she is comfortable with. Ideas - a dress for that dinner date (something really hot, short, sexy and in fashion) with the real person behind Andee. I also get her a sexy outfit that I know will only show up in photographs for her website. My gift to me (and to Andee's fans).

Now, a final word on getting over the "machismo." My friends tease me about shopping for Andee, buying her clothes, underwear, etc...right up until they actually get to see her at her best (which is damn near always). I'm very proud of who she is, and how she looks...so I feed my own fantasy by being the one who shapes her look. Andee pretty much wears a very boring “uniform” to work most days...part of her day job reality. If I really want her to wear that skirt, dress, etc...I find the way to get her into it.

So, while my male friends are joking about my relationship with my friend Victoria, and hanging out with our other beer-swilling hockey pals...Andee and I are usually out at dance clubs, adult clubs, or hanging in the hot tub half-naked. Just my thoughts.

Cheers! And good luck...

December 15, 2010

My Answer To Denny

In one of the comments left on my blog, Denny asked me how he could get his wife to be a little more interested in sex. Things had gone from crazy monkey calibre to “but it’s my birthday” status. Hmm … good question. I’m not even close to being a qualified therapist when it comes to sex, so all I can really do is offer my thoughts without sounding too much like Dear Abby.

What you guys read here is a snapshot of just one part of my life … but I think you know that. I’m not this sexual monster that is rocking her libido every single night. We all have a reality to deal with. Away from here there are numerous stresses in my life that limit my desire at times, plus fitting in the playtime between the responsibilities of parenting and careers.

The first thing to consider is just that - what stresses does she have in her life that keeps her mind out of the bedroom? And it may not be as simple as just saying “work” or “kids.” When was the last time that you really sat down and listened to what she was saying? Sex can dry up because we don’t feel sexy anymore through to our feelings for our spouse. We can be complex creatures - just because we don’t drool over the latest XJ9000 Turbo Hot Rod in Midnight Blue doesn’t mean that gas prices don’t drive us crazy.

As women we tend to put our children and husbands ahead of us in terms of needs. Sometimes, especially as we get a bit older, we go through these periods of self-doubt and guilt over selfish thoughts. We torment ourselves with “What if …” questions when our friends or coworkers go on about their seemingly perfect lives. We wonder how they manage to get that tropical vacation every year while we clip coupons to save 20 cents on laundry soap. We Google ourselves and Facebook our ex-boyfriends - and flirt with old high school crushes that just never went anywhere.

And to be truthful, we all go through periods when we look at our lives and wonder where the dreams and excitement went - the Peggy Sue Got Married syndrome. All those things that we used to imagine have been replaced with the stresses of reality. Life changes all of us - men and women. And getting up on my soap box just a little, as women we’re expected to be the compromisers in the majority of relationships. (Yes guys, you can argue that point with me if you want.)

Now, don’t get me wrong, that’s not regret in my words. It’s a normal part of adulthood - growing up so to speak. You guys may dream of ditching the minivan because it kills your cool, we dream of just having it paid off so there’s finally a little bit extra in the budget for us to go to a really happening salon once in a while. You spend a summer afternoon detailing the car to a perfect shine, while we wish just once you’d invest that much energy and attention on us - without sex having to be part of the equation.

How do you get beyond all that as a husband looking for a bit more action between the sheets? Communication. Before a guy can even begin to take away the stresses of my day, he needs to understand what - and why - certain things kill the mood in my mind. When I once would welcome him home at the front door in nothing by saran wrap, why do I now kinda glance and nod like your favourite quarterback to his wide receiver on a Sunday afternoon?

I read recently that one of the sexiest things a husband can do for his wife is vacuum. The study suggested that more than anything what women really want is a partner that is willing to be an equal in all the unglamorous aspects of life - chores, groceries, parenting. We fight the internal and societal pressures that force these jobs on us as “housekeepers” while still trying to be relevant women in the workforce. And helping with the mundane so we can enjoy a cold beer on the couch speaks louder than any compliment-with-attached-conditions.

You need to ask yourself “How well do I really know my wife?” What is her number one fantasy? And you can’t say she doesn’t have one … a fantasy doesn’t have to be a sexual thing. It doesn’t have to involve Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom trapped on a desert island with only me as company. (Because that fantasy is taken!) It can be as crazy as she still wants that pony she never got when she was 12. Or maybe it’s a complete makeover, but she’s afraid to take the leap. But before you can get her to a place where she is free in her mind to explore and be creative, you have to know what is in her mind.

Can you talk your wife into the kind of adventure I am having? I don’t know, because it has to be HER adventure, not what you want for her. My husband has suggested all kinds of insane and “there’s no way I’m doing that” kind of experiences over the years. My goodness, if I just went with his suggestions … So mostly I’ve said no to those things, but out of all of that has come some great conversations and both of have learned what the other is looking for along this path. I’ve met him halfway on some, and he’s recognized that I have limits and learned to delve into them more deeply.

Some cheesy advice I can offer is hit the bookstore and look for one of those books like “52 questions to ask your spouse” or something silly like that. And look at it from a very light-hearted way. The most important thing is to not be judgemental of what she says. Just listen and learn, even if you hear some answers you didn’t expect. This is something that my husband and I did a few years back - and some of those questions have appeared as blog entries - but I’ll be honest, there were a few ego-shattering realities shared in the whole process.

Can you accept that she has changed as life has gone on, and so have her dreams, desires and needs? I can’t answer that for you. But what I can say is that finding out what those things are now - and why they went from oral service to “not tonight” lip service - is the only place you can start when taking that first step in a new adventure.
Andee
xoxo

December 14, 2010

Let's Be Lewd Too

Kudos to actress Natalie Portman for coming out in defense of our right to childish, gross and lewd humour! In the January edition of Vogue magazine, she explains that she believes women enjoy “lewd” humour just as much as guys.  

After doing some pretty serious roles in her past few movies, Natalie has decided she wants to jump into something mindless – like The Hangover – for her next film.

I say it’s about time that we all came out of the closet on this. Why can’t we find fart jokes funny too? Belch loudly in public and the giggle like a child? Why can’t we be free to make “dumb guy” jokes – especially the blondes among us? Some good old slap-stick … and let’s snort at anything sick!

I say “Go girl!” Give us some funny movies with a token well-hung hunk that serves no plot-line purpose other than eye-candy. We need a film or two where we can treat our soon-to-be-married friend like shit, cheat on our partner without consequence and throat-punch some cow who gets in our way! I would love to see a movie where women could do all this without having to bear the title “bitch,” “devil” or “mean girl.”

And I’ll add to that – we should be free to openly share “penis size” humour every time we are subjected to a boob comment, without fear of reprisal or a with-holding of sexual relations because the guy is upset and “always takes it so personally” when we joke it is too small, tell our friends how much we save on laundry soap because the underwear cycle “doesn’t need much” or chuckle with the girls in front of the guy that “more than a mouthful is a waste …”
Andee
xoxo


December 13, 2010

Weekend Exploits

I kind of promised some people that I would include a little insight in my blog this week about my weekend … and the assorted antics that can, on occasion, occur when I’m in “Andee” mode. As much as I would like to live my life in continual pursuit of all that side of me has to offer, sadly there is some reality that interferes. Family, work and the societal stigma of “sex” tend to be an alarming wake-up call.

My husband and I finally managed to arrange a night out at our favourite “adult” club. Some might label it a “swingers” club, but in reality it is just a great place where couples can go and be a lot more expressive than they might be at your everyday kind of “bar.” The idea behind it remains a sexually-charged atmosphere, where couples can explore among themselves and with others the limits of their desire (within reason … some things are still not legal in public!)

For us, this was kind of a personal Christmas party … free from the watchful eye of coworkers, business associates, kids, etc. that keep those other get-togethers a bit vanilla. We had been trying to get together with another couple for a while and Saturday was the first time in months that we’ve been able to do so. I’m sure some of you have your mind headed somewhere intriguing, but truth be told, these friends do not yet come with benefits. We have only hung out with them a couple times, and like the singles’ scene, we’re still trying to see if the chemistry is there.

It’s kind of a weird thing to wrap your brain around. I know I still do when I really sit and think this is where my road of exploration has taken me so far. Dating alone was tough enough, now it’s a bizarre puzzle with four people involved.

Anyway … onto the interesting part of the night; which strangely turned out to not really include our friends.

One of the obviously-designed-by-a-man things about this club is how some of the tables are set up. Several of them are situated on little landings that essentially put the level of the stools at about the same level as people walking past on the main floor. OK, we all know this is absolutely intentional … I mean I myself have managed more than a passing glance or two on my way back from the washrooms. With that many sexy people in one place, often wearing less fabric than a linen napkin for clothing … it’s hard not to notice.

Not that the set-up was involved in my fashion plan for the night, the club isn’t the kind of place where you just slip on some jeans. I picked one of my favourite minis and a sheer top. As I mentioned in a previous post about my personal Panty Strategy, this night wasn’t all that different. With a “Welcome to Winter” theme happening, it seemed natural to go with white. Now, before all you fashionistas jump on me for daring to wear white after Labour Day, don’t fret. About halfway through the evening I caught my own mistake and remedied it by ditching some of it. I kept the bra and top, more out of a thought of “you gotta work” to see those, baby.

Normally I tend to be a bit reserved at clubs like this. I truly am a voyeur and prefer watching all the sexy stuff as opposed to be the centre of attention. Usually a couple drinks will loosen me up and I’ll settle into my own little horniness. Saturday wasn’t all that different.

As we kind of settled in the night, and found my groove, my husband leaned over and told me that a couple of the guys from across the way were trying to steal a little peek every now and then. They were situated in a way that gave them quite the view of most of the women on our little landing - and I’m not talking about eye colour here. Most other places being so obvious would be an issue, but as I said this place is designed exactly for that kind of voyeurism and exhibitionism. We had a little quiet chuckle and teasing around the table about the whole thing and left it at that for the moment.

Jump to a few minutes later, I slipped off my stool and headed to the ladies room; returning after doing what I needed to do, but now without my panties on. My plan was to completely torment my husband so that I could guarantee a good ending to the evening. At the right moment, I guided his hand along my thigh and under the hem of my skirt. As we all just sat and chatted, he knew what to do under the table. Not that it wasn’t obvious or anything …

As he discovered I had removed my panties, that familiar little grin appeared. From there, the teasing began. His fingers found that spot that puts me over the edge and makes all the inhibitions disappear. I’m certain that our friends - the wife had been beside me the whole night so far - were completely aware of what was happening. This was exactly what I was looking for; what didn’t occur to me was the show I had been giving anyone that happened by on the lower level - or the guys who had been admiring the occasional peek of my panty-covered pussy earlier.

After maybe an hour of so of my husband‘s constant stroking, teasing and fondling of my pussy, things had heated up all around. The dance floor was packed with couples in an assortment of fondling, kissing, groping stages and I was turned on by the sights, not to mention what my husband had been doing. I’m pretty sure it was obvious to anyone who was able to see what the result had been down there. I mean, with guys you get a definite idea when they are turned on, and women aren’t all that different. Things do tend to change a bit down there ;-p

I had made my way back and forth to the dance floor a few times with both my husband and our male friend (and a couple turns with our female friend too), each time returning to the stool at the table with the intent of picking up where the teasing had stopped before the turn on the dance floor.

Then one time I returned, the female friend of ours had positioned herself to the one side of my husband, with her own on the other side of her … imagine if you will, the typical boy-girl-boy-girl arrangement. I was now sat along the railing beside our table. I hadn’t really noticed too much of who was on the lower floor, as I simply immersed myself back into the conversation among the four of us at the table. My husband had his hand back on my knee, so I kind of shuffled a bit to inch closer to him … not a really conscious thing I guess, just a couple thing. I was enjoying the moment when I felt a very odd sensation. OK, maybe not “odd” but definitely unexpected. Someone was gently stroking my ankle and calf. I kind of twitched in surprise at the initial moment, but chose to “ignore” it. I mean, let’s be honest, I was completely and utterly enjoying it!

I didn’t look down to see, partly because I was afraid they might stop, and also I didn’t want to give any clues to my husband and friends at the time. I had strong suspicions it had to be one of the guys that had watched just a few minutes early; so I left it with that in mind.

Gradually the person turned from just a casual light touching to a gently massaging of my lower leg, and then in a most deliciously teasing way, inched ever so slowly higher towards my thigh. This continued for a few minutes, and it was making it hard for me to keep up my end in the conversation, as I was obviously distracted. As this mysterious hand worked its way higher, he would slide it along the outside of my thigh, his fingers just sweeping under the hem of my skirt. At one point I shuffled so that my angle was a little more towards whomever it was, all the while keeping my other knee close to my husband. I was not yet ready to spoil the moment.

It was driving me crazy how whomever was doing this would inch high up my leg for a moment, and return to stroking my ankle and the top of my foot. I think he must have known that such actions would torment a woman, and he must have known how to test the limitations of whether or not this was a welcomed touch. By now, of course, it must have been obvious to him that I was neither going to stop him, or rat him out to my table mates.

When my husband excused himself to go the washroom, I think it must have been the window my mysterious man was looking for. I adjusted myself to lean a little bit more into the table, so it looked like I was leaning in to keep up the conversation, keeping my legs just slightly parted. I felt the hand on my other leg now, gently caressing again, then with no risk of being found out by my husband, he slowly stroked the inside of my thigh. I edged forward just a bit more … and there it was! His fingers delicately swept across my pussy.

I kind of flexed my hips ever so slightly in a way to say “I want it.” I hooked the heels of my shoes into the stool and pushed back against this mysterious hand. He lightly brushed the back of his fingers along my very wet and swollen lips and then - just before I damn near begged out loud, slipped one between my lips, but just not quite into me. It was the most incredible sensation and I was trying very hard to push against him without being obvious.

The torment continued for several minutes and in my mind I was pleading for my husband to take a good long time in the loo! But, to my extreme frustration, he returned and the teasing came to its end. My curiosity was far too powerful, so as my husband resumed his seat, I glanced to see my who my hand-lover was ... more on that in a future blog!

Later, as my husband and I drove home I was wondering if I dare say anything, until he informed me that he had initially had some suspicions, so when he was returning from the washroom, he had waited and watched a good part of my torment unfold at the hand of this man. And then he made me “pay” for my horniness once we were alone!
Andee
xoxo

December 11, 2010

Don't Tell Me Your Name

Lately I have been thinking a lot about anonymous sex. I’m not sure why, maybe it’s hormones, or maybe just because of the increased amount of time I have been spending sharing my naughty thoughts with you here at my blog … when I mentioned it to my train mate on the ride in yesterday morning she said it must be all the lusting we’ve been doing over a certain Cute Guy that always manages to get on the same car as we do. (OK, we usually try to see where he is standing on the platform and b-line when the doors open, but’s neither here nor there!)

Maybe the idea of “competition” from her for a stranger’s attention is playing mind-games. Nah … there’s room for one more if he’s game! LOL

Even as we were walking from the station to work I was taking more notice of the men we passed, wondering what it would be like to have a completely no-strings-attached romp in some office broom closet. I suppose it’s one of those swirling fantasies that come as I venture further into this sexual expedition of late. As I get a little older, and a little wiser, I start to wonder where those “lines” were that I once thought defined a normal marriage. Of course, that’s not to say that's where I am heading. I think it is perfectly natural and healthy for people to have fantasies. But fidelity has always been an extremely important vow to me, and it never crossed my mind that I would ever test its limits.

If you had of asked me, as I stood there in an innocent white bridal gown some 16 years ago, if I could picture myself bringing another woman to orgasm, or giving my husband a blowjob while someone else was licking me, I would have said you were completely off your rocker. These were just not the experiences I imagined were part of adulthood.

But don’t think for one second that there is an element of regret in it. In fact, so far most of my regret has been in hesitation to act and lost opportunities to further my adventure, as opposed to that awkward morning wake-up beside someone whom I don’t know. Is it my lack of experience in one-night stands that has me thinking this way? I guess that is a deeper thought to explore as I move forward.

Mind you, I write these rambling thoughts as I stare across the room at my own husband, settled into the couch in his bathrobe with his morning coffee. I can still feel all the incredible sensations from last night's intimacy (and again this morning! God I love this festive party season), and I have a sense of longing for even more playfulness right now…

I had mentioned at the start of the week how much I was looking forward to this weekend. Last night did not disappoint. It was the last of our “work-related” type parties for the Christmas season … and one of my favourities. The company has a reputation for really doing it up in a very glamorous way - no leggings allowed here.

Most times, when it’s events that are related to my husband, I tend to be a bit of a “trophy wife” (his teasing, not mine). I go along, enjoy myself, slowly sip one drink and generally stick close. At his own company, I know an awful lot more people, so can be a bit more myself … which means maybe an extra cocktail or six … and some excessive flirting!

Andee
xoxo

December 10, 2010

Let's Pretend

So I promised yesterday that I would try to leave you with something a little more steamy for the weekend. And, who knows, given I have tonight and tomorrow night booked up with some serious couplehood activities, I might just slide my butt in front of the computer and continue my running confession one morning. 

Anyway, hopefully this helps set your weekend in a good direction. This one also goes back a little bit, but it’s something that comes up every now and then when the conversation around here gets naughty. Christmas and Halloween seem to be two of the biggest times of year when I start hearing people talking about “role playing” in the bedroom. Sexy costumes for either season seem to be big sellers of late. 

It hasn’t been all that long since it came up (again) in one of my own personal chats … and yes, I guess in a way I do role-play. Now in my sex life there is no Princess Leia costumes … but there’s usually something. It might be as simple as my husband teasing my brain with chatter about being picked up by some hot guy at a Christmas dance, or just my own imagination taking me somewhere else when I have a moment to myself and my Duracells. Sometimes it is just the thing to get the juices flowing and the imagination into the whole moment. Now, full-on role playing is not something that we do regularly, mostly because we don't always have the time to set the stage for such a thing.  

On top of it, as I have mentioned, one of the drawbacks (but not complaining) to having a personal website is that pretty much every photo and video session is a role-play. But, away from that - and when I can convince him to put the damn camera down, we do have a bit of fun as just a normal, suburban married-to-each-other couple. 

One of the last times we did a little role-playing, our kids were in bed and my husband turned the lights down low and turned off the TV. We just sat on the couch and talked about life in general, pretending we were teenagers and our parents were out for the night. It brought me back to the days when I would be in high school, and boys would be over at my place. It was always an exciting experience, getting into some heavy petting, afraid to get busted if Mom and Dad walked in at a time when the boys hand was up my shirt or down the front of my jeans.

We were really getting into it, just kissing and dry humping. I guess when you're married you really take for granted the idea that your spouse is pretty much a sure thing when it comes to getting laid. What made this so much fun was my husband was acting like a teenage boy, ever-so-slowly pressing his luck to see if he could get his hand under my bra, and then lying kinda half on top, half on the side and slowly undoing my pants. First he would just slip the end of my belt through the loop, and we'd kiss for a bit, and then his hand would undo the belt. After he got that far, we'd move a bit and he would try to unknowingly unbutton my jeans. Then the zipper would come down.  

While he was doing all this, between my moans and thorough pleasure, I would be checking my watch, saying my parents would be home soon. Soon, he had my shirt off, and there I was in my bra, and he was kissing my nipples by lifting up my bra, claiming that way if my parents walked in, I could cover myself partly.  

I can only pretend to be the schoolgirl now


Like it worked. Even in high school, the bra would be off and I would be loving every second of the boy sucking on my nipples. It was even crazier if a boy I liked would come over after school. Those school uniforms buttoned in front, and combined with a front-clasp bra, it was a quick trip around the bases! Plus the kilt pretty much gave them direct access to my sweet spot. 

Back to the story: Soon he had worked my jeans to the point where they needed to come off, so I raised my hips and allowed him to slide them down. Funny how they always managed to catch the sides of my panties and pull them down enough to expose my pussy. As I was lying on the couch on my back, with this "boy" kneeling between my legs, he started to gently stroke the outside of my already very wet pussy.  

Now it was my turn. I reached over and undid his pants and pulled his cock out. I started to stroke it, and as he questioned when my parents would be home, I told him that if he was quick, he could fuck me. Of course, only if he had some protection.

The poor boy had none, but I let him have me anyway. I know I was safe with him this time ... but I can't tell you how many dates went home totally frustrated. I know, sometimes we can be cruel - but in hgh school, I can safely say, I wasn't always such a sure thing ;~)

And, of course, you guys have to know that part of "Andee" is role-play. She is the person I become for the Internet, as weird as that sounds. In real life, the woman behind what you guys see on here is a pretty average working Mom, and a bit of a geek like I wrote the other day. Unless I'm going out for a special night, I'm just an everyday normal person. Wearing frilly lingerie and stilletos for my day job wouldn't get me very far … despite what you are likely thinking, naughty boys! 

Not to mention, people can be so much braver and open online than they would in person. Goodness, I know I'd never admit to half of this if I was just sitting having coffee with you guys! LOL  
Andee
xoxo
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